Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Carmen Electra & The Best Song Of 2013


I haven't heard a second of Carmen Electra's new jam but I'm sure we can all agree that it's, more than likely, going to be the best song of the year. If not of all time. Take the stunning title and eye-popping cover art. The Baywatch babe is coming for skulls after snatching wigs like a drag queen on meth with the amazing "I Like It Loud", which became a well-deserved club hit in the States. No doubt the ravishing diva will own nightclubs from Brisbane to Beirut when her new single drops. I can't wait!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

She was in my cab once and she must've thought the plastic window was sound-proof because she let out the biggest long, sloppy fart I've ever heard

Bruce said...

This looks better than a ten inch dick!

Diva Incarnate said...

I hope she books herself another performance slot on the Wendy Williams show.

To this day, the shot of a white middle-aged audience member and the 'bison-shot-out-of-a-canon-with-a-wig' host nodding and bopping their heads in agreement to each other whilst Carmen slithered about on stage to this song (looking as if she had rehearsed the thing at least night before if not 10 minutes prior) is one of my favourite music moments of all time.

Carmen re-tweeted me once. I'm Elecktrafied already: only fucking a plug socket could rival the experience.

Anonymous said...

"the shot of a white middle-aged audience member and the 'bison-shot-out-of-a-canon-with-a-wig' host nodding and bopping their heads in agreement to each other whilst Carmen slithered about on stage to this song"

Ha, ha! Yes, I laughed my ass off when I saw that. It looked so rehearsed.

Sexbox said...

I have waited 20 long years for Carmen to follow up her era defining debut album! I am so excited for this new material!

Anonymous said...

I've never understood Carmen Electa's appeal... so she's an average looking slut who can dance?

Mike said...

^ That combination was enough for Janet

Anonymous said...

Um please, Carmen Electra somehow manages to be on an even lower level than Celebrity Apprentice reject LaToilet. Don't even try it.

Anonymous said...

Janet is a natural star whereas Carmen (no offense) slept with the right people to get some press and carry it on for 20 years