Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Kelly Rowland Sings About Her Vagina. Yet Again. Kisses Down Low - Review


What is wrong with Kelly Rowland? Ever since "Motivation" became a well-deserved but surprise hit, she has had sex on the brain. First, there was the soft porn "Lay It On Me" video. The Destiny's Child backing vocalist then claimed she was "Down For Whatever" before raising temperatures - of perverts and sex offenders - on "Ice". Now the randy bitch is back with another ode to her insatiable vagina called "Kisses Down Low".

I hate to say it but I blame Beyoncé. She was always the sexy one in Destiny's Child. Take the iconic "Cater 2 U" video. Bey writhed around in a tiny bikini, while Ms Kelly tried and failed to rock an unflattering safari suit. It's nice that the former girl-next-door can finally embrace her inner-bombshell but enough is enough with the sleazy mid-tempo baby-makin' jams.

Having said all that, "Kisses Down Low" is a slick tune. Mike WILL Made It is one of the hottest producers in urban music right now and I love how he mixes the tempo up on Kelly's latest. The beats are hot, it sounds fresh and the lyrics will definitely get attention. Kudos to the failed actress for dropping it two weeks before King B's comeback. I'm here for Ms Rowland's shady sales tactics!

Grab some tissues and listen to "Kisses Down Low"... below.

7/10

7 comments:

Diva Incarnate said...

Well it's no Nuclear, but then what is?

Bruce said...

Um, as a gay I can't say I'm into cunnilingus-themed music. "Maybe get a little rough, thats okay?"
puking now!

Anonymous said...

I prefer much more Kellickmycunt Rowland than Beyonce Vanilli lyp-synching the National Anthem

Dali said...

Well, it's no "Where Life Begins." It's OK.

janet's dildo said...

A MESS.

Me said...

as cheap tacky desperate and repugnant as the vile bullying enabler Mz Smelly herself! This is why she is a dire flop while mimeyonce is running the world with her thunder thighs!

Mike said...

LMAO. This has actually grown on me a lot. I think it's stunning now!