Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Please Donate To The 'Save Nicole Scherzinger's Career' Charity Fund


With Nicole Scherzinger preparing to end your fave's career with her future smash "Boomerang", I thought it would be timely to shine a light on the MIB3 star's shocking plight. After blowing her Pussycat-millions on RedOne's production fee for the critically-acclaimed album track "Club Banger Nation", the pop legend fell on hard times. Not only was Nicky forced to appear on X Factor like a common flop, she also had to sell the rights to Her Name Is Nicole - which sparked an intense bidding war in the Central African Republic.

Now that the Hawaiian diva is finally back on her feet, it's time we showed our appreciation by sending Killer Love straight to number one. If you need any further convincing, watch this unintentionally hysterical promo interview from mid-2011 below. Nicole randomly bursting into an acapella rendition of "AmenJena" around the 2:50 minute mark is comedy gold. This can not be real life! Anyway, help make a difference to one woman's world by purchasing the best non-released (in certain territories) album of last year.

10 comments:

Craig said...

LMFAO! STOP IT!

Anonymous said...

Hey! That common flop shit on the dreams of a 14 year old, snatched her weave, and put it on her own head while singing Pretty. (Salt in the wound Ms. Crow) She's doing fine. I would like to send a muffin basket though...

Me said...

She threw out the best (and sexiest) singer ever on X Factor this year so deserves to FLOP...

Anonymous said...

Nicole will never be the superstar she so desperately wants to be

Quinten said...

Can I donate money instead? My ears aren't ready for Killer Love

Anonymous said...

I can't stand your appreciation for Killer Love. it's almost as deafening as 3 words.

Anonymous said...

however, I still regret Her name Is Nicole will never be heard. all four "lead" singles were amazing.

Mike said...

Not here for Killer Love shade!!!!

It was a flaw free master class in how to record an amazing flop album.

Anonymous said...

this is a very talented singer...
she can sing ROCKS, RAP, POP, LOVE SONGS and even OPERA...
this the true singer...
not like others who are AUTO-TUNE...
hahay!!!
shame on them!
just saying...

Anonymous said...

mike you have no life.
your a fucking dumbass you have no idea who nicole is and dont know anything about her!
she is one of the most talented FEMALE singers out there GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

go get a real job.