Monday, December 10, 2012

Nicole Scherzilegend Previews Boomerang


Nicole Scherzinger is on the verge of pulling off the most daring plan in the history of popular music. Let me take you through it step-by-step:

1. Make the Pussycat Dolls happen 
2. Spend years recording an eagerly-anticipated solo album 
3. Never release said debut to keep the buzz building 
4. Return to Pussycat Dolls so they don't starve
5. Win Dancing With The Stars to pass the time
6. Record a second amazing solo album 
7. Refuse to release above-mentioned triumph in America to keep them wanting more 
8. Get murdered in random movie sequel for sympathy 
9. Be intentionally exiled to X Factor UK to build international fanbase 
10. Finally release an album, outsell Adele and win 27 Grammys 

So far, so good. I guess it all comes down to "Boomerang" and if the first preview is any indication - Nicky's comeback is a "Don't Hold Your Breath"-sized smash! You can hear 20 seconds of the glorious anthem in the random clip below. The triple threat's latest genre-defining triumph is a synth-heavy club-banger with a distinct '80s twist. I can't wait to hear the song in full. My beautiful Puakenikeni will finally have her day in the sun. Mark my words!

14 comments:

Jessica Sutta said...

to be honest it sounds kind of great!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but this sounds like a load of shit LOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

I really love your blog! The Queen is COMINGGGGGGG..!

Mike said...

Thanks you. I support Queen Nicole's march to the top!

And nice to see Jessica stanning for her superiors.

Craig said...

I can't hear anything! Just a couple of words...

Anonymous said...

How's this for disgusting -

Nicole Scherzinger was always the frontwoman of The Pussycat Dolls, garnering the lead vocals and the most press attention.

However, Ashley Roberts admitted that during her time with the girl group, all the bandmembers were essentially were banned from speaking, with only Nicole allowed to speak on their behalf.

She said 'Even in the group I wasn’t allowed to talk, we were told to be quiet.

'Only Nicole was allowed to talk, we would occasionally pitch in. Why do you think the band broke up? U2 are still together and they split everything down the middle.'

Mike said...

Ashley got a free ride on the back of Nicole's talent. Literally did nothing apart from stand there for 5 years. Why exactly is that flop complaining?

Anonymous said...

She's indeed a boomerang. The record label keeps trying to throw her from flopitude into the land of success but she always comes back.

A successful solo single in the US? Don't hold your breath, Nicole.

Anonymous said...

She's indeed a boomerang. The record label keeps trying to throw her from flopitude into the land of success but she always comes back.

A successful solo single in the US? Don't hold your breath, Nicole.

Anonymous said...

Ashley is actually a very beautiful and extremely talented performer so your comment is invalid. Nicole only has herself to blame for her mess of a career because she is getting the karma she gave out during her band days

Mike said...

At least Nicole has a career. Ashley was and remains completely irrelevant.

Sexbox said...

I never understood the US's refusal to accept Nicole as a solo artist. I mean, we accepted the fact that she was basically the only Pussycat Doll that mattered. Perhaps American's are frightened by her last name? I still am not sure how to pronounce it. She should have used the name Nicole S. So much easier. It worked for Robin S.

Anyhoo, I am glad the first solo album never materialized. The first three lead singles were rather dull. "Killer Love" is a great pop album from start to finish despite it's limited international success.

Anonymous said...

But it must be embarrassing for her to be mostly relevant so far by being known as being the lead singer of a group that didn't respect the other members ultimately breaking up the group.
+ then failing big time at going solo! LOL

Anonymous said...

The Return of Nicole is coming! 2013 is gonna be her year! Can't wait for Boomerang!! <3 =)