Monday, December 03, 2012

Buy Warrior Or Get Eaten By Ke$ha's Vagina!


Warrior is the best pop album of 2012 - nothing else comes close. Buy Lady Dolla's triumphant sophomore set or face the wrath of her hungry vagina (above), which recently terrified concert-goers in Sweden. Make sure to get the deluxe version. The bonus tracks blow my mind! I'm putting the finishing touches on my review - so stay tuned.

14 comments:

Ke$hu$ #1 whore$hipper tommie said...

Finally, a quality post on this shitty blog.

Anonymous said...

Beyond camel toe! Pussy lips ! Kesha redefining pop music and fashion. I predict showing cunt is the next big thing in fashion.

Anonymous said...

Warrior is very mediocre at it's best

Anonymous said...

#anonymous 8:39
your vagina is mediocre. kesha rocks!

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Mike said...

Nothing about Ke$ha or Warrior is mediocre!

AllEyezOnAss said...

Mike, this time I have to agree with your refined, acquired taste in pop $hit. The third coming of Ke$hus Kri$t is just what the world needs at the edge of the end of our civilization. The dirty daughter of God is the only person on the planet, who makes autotune and vocoder sound as natural as the singing of birds. She makes the Illuminati look cool and hip, which Rihanna tried hard but failed to do. She comes with the only relevant album this year, to cure us from PTSD we got from MDNA. Gode$$ha, please, spread your legs all over the world, so we all can come back to your holy vagina when the time comes. By then, watch the wigs fall flat before our divine Queen Ke$ha.

Carl said...

ALBUM OF THE YEAR!!!!!!

Bey said...

I'm just happy that ke$h has come to make people forget about Rih-peat-anna.

Anonymous said...

the comments on this post are too much! lmao

Me said...

I agree with Carl!

Anonymous said...

Once i asked Kesha for an autograph and she said no

Mike said...

^ you were clearly too basic for K$

Justin said...

I love all the good reviews Warrior is getting <3