Sunday, December 02, 2012

A Cascada Christmas Album - The Perfect Gift For Someone You Hate!


Forget about evacuating the dancefloor. If you're plagued by unwanted guests this yuletide, simply spin Cascada's Christmas album and watch the fuckers flee like Usain Bolt. I'm struggling to believe that this actually exists. A couple of months ago I came up with a list of the campest holiday albums of all time for Idolator - my fave was the KFC Xmas soundtrack - but I think It's Christmas Time might just take the cake.

I love Natalie as much as the next fag but who really needs a Hi-NRG cover of "Silent Night" in their life? And what has she done to "Away In A Manger"? I'm scared to listen! If the German diva's devastating destruction of Wham's "Last Christmas" (below) is any indication, It's Christmas Time could be absolutely unbearable. On the bright side, I now know what to buy for the human pollution in my life.

7 comments:

Bruce said...

This sounds amazing. Tweakers celebrate the birth of Jesus too!
Could A Very Vengaboys Christmas be next?

Me said...

Hater! So many depressing december stinkers have been turned into fun festive floorfillers and touching anthems by Natalies angelic vocals and heavenly production by the other two!

For Let It Snow, The Goddess has erased all memory of the abysmal effort by ZOMBIEKylie and her reworking of Christmas Song is rather funky.

Anonymous said...

I want it!

Anonymous said...

There is not a single Hi-NRG track on this album, which simply highlights Natalie’s vocals and the author’s basic ignorance of the subject matter.

Me said...

Anonymous #1 has great taste!

Mike said...

This will sell no copies!

Anonymous said...

I've already bought it.

More ignorance on the part of the author, who possesses a mere 1,000 + followers on Twitter. A relative nobody in the world of the internet.