Thursday, November 29, 2012

Will.i.am + Britney = The Worst Video Of 2012


Seriously, what is this shit? I feel like I just watched the world's worst commercial for electronic goods. These two fools are all over Twitter carrying on like they just filmed The Matrix and then deliver this green-screen nightmare? BYE. I can't even be bothered reviewing it. Will.i.am looks embarrassed, Britney thinks she's doing a photoshoot for middle-aged women gone wild and the director just wants his name removed from the credits. Deluded Spears fans will love it. The rest of us will just scratch our heads and wonder why Christina is the one with having a career crisis. After all, she's never put her name to anything this tired, lazy and dated.

0/10

14 comments:

John said...

her hair is awful! britney looks too old now :(

Justin said...

This is THE biggest aural turd of 2012.

Spearmed tommie said...

Number one on US iTunes - u pressed?

Alex said...

Christina = tired, lazy and dated. Please, don't even get me started on that plus sized hoe.

AND whoever says Britney looks old is clearly retarded. I mean seriously, what is she supposed to look like? A toddler? She looks beautiful and more importantly, the exact fucking same she always looked! She's 30, not 50 for fuck's sake.

Me said...

Poor Brinty has been the victim of jealous flop bitches evil old hag Medoner and hasbeen Xtine who replaced her stunning beauty and angelic vocals with a vocordered drag queen!

This shitefest is so abysmal, it makes the DIRE AphroSHITEes biggest aural turd FLOP Outta Tha Charts sound good...

Anonymous said...

SHIT! why did they make her look so ugly?

Mike said...

Jay stop dragging Get Outta My Way! It's better than Britney's entire career!

I agree that she's not ageing well. I don't know why she looks a decade older than Beyonce and Xtina. It's really weird...

AllEyezOnAss said...

Mike you old fag, stop living in your alternate reality pretending Madonna and Britney are flops while Bitchonce and Xtine are actually relevant. The last time I heard about Knowless was a fake baby bum case, not even one song with an actual melody. Britney's cheapest extensions are worth more than Byeonce's finest wig. I bet your delusional ass is not aging that fabulously itself.

Mike said...

Aww I love my readers! Comment of the day! <3

Anonymous said...

The things you're saying about this song are exactly what I said about pinks Blow Me One Last Flop and that awful song did ok. To this day I will never understand why. But I think America likes cheap music and basic production. You do know what the number 1 album this week is?! NUFF SAID.

Anonymous said...

Your delusional if u think britney makes more money than beyonce.. ever since beyonce went solo she is either the top or near the top of money makers and britney is where.. Beyonce money goes to her bank account brit goes to the ppl her team

JamesF said...

Her styling here is fucking abysmal. Someone gets this girl some eyebrows, and a new weave.

NHFT video or song.

noelster said...

this is awful. they've been hyping this vid like it was a masterwork and it's clearly in the mode of 'let's do as little as possible'. embarrassing for brit and abt par for the course as far as will.i.am. even britney's twister :30 spot was more visually interesting. 0/10 is kind.

Anonymous said...

I guess Christina also put her name on something lazy and dated with Feel This Moment. Guess no one is perfect ;)