Friday, November 02, 2012

Kelly Rowland's Mission To Sex Up Rap Music Continues With 'Representin'


You've got to hand it to Kelly Rowland. She's tried it all. After failing at R&B and dance music, she seems to have finally found her niche as the go-to bitch for pornographic rap songs. Bless. The trend started when "Motivation" shocked everyone (including Ms Kelly) by reaching number one on the R&B chart. Since then the diva has sung about putting ice in her pussy and breaking her back in the bedroom. So I guess that makes "Representin" rather quaint by her standards.

Ludacris has been around forever but it's been a while since he's really bothered any chart. With any luck, the veteran's K Row-collab could end his losing streak. "Representin" is actually a decent slice of old school hip-hop that shits on the sample-crazy trash currently ruining the genre. Luda's easy flow blends nicely with Kelly's sassy vocals and the chorus is hot. They even make a cute couple in the video (below). Although the former Destiny's Child backing vocalist looks like she could snap his neck with her thighs in the basketball scene. (Serena Williams called and wants her figure back).

All in all, "Representin" gets two thumbs up and should tide Kelly's pervert-heavy fanbase over until the sure-to-be explicit "Ice" video drops. Can hardly wait for that masterpiece. 

29 comments:

k-rowboi93 said...

"Although the former Destiny's Child backing vocalist"

bich destinies chile was al bot da k-row!!!11

k-row is da best said...

wow this post is so much better than when u write about beyonce

rowland-fan said...

kelly rowland is amazin

rowldawg said...

This song is da jam. Beyoncé who?

b is terrible said...

beyonce sucks

K-Row the Beyoncé Slayer said...

Motivation, Ice and Representin' SLAYS Beyonce's entire career!!!!

K-Rowfan that isn't any of the above ppl said...

I reckon this is another number one R&B hit for her, just like her smash Motivation!

Random person that just stumbled upon this blog said...

I like how this song features Kelly Rowland and not Beyonce. I will definitively buy this, unlike Beyonce's last album!

former beyonce fan said...

i used to be a beyonce fan until i discovered k-row. i will now break all my beyonce records because this song slays

Rowldawggified tommie said...

Wow, all these random comments from completely different readers clearly show that Kelly is a hugely popular superstar, unlike Beyoncé!

Mike said...

Seriously, Tommie - you need a life!

Holy Pastor of K-Rowism tommie said...

What do you mean, Michael?

It's obvious that more people are converting to K-Rowism and it's being represented in your blog by all these different and very real people realising the truth.

Free Sex Pictures said...

You guys need more social life, outside facebook :)

Me said...

I can't decide what is funnier - Mz SMELLy once again flopping or the saddo flogging net porn by suggesting it as a way to enhance your social life...

intelligent poptrash reader said...

Wow, K-Row is bringing it unlike that massive FLOP that is BEYONCE. How does she live with herself?

k-row rocks said...

I must be an intelligent pop trash reader because I agree with the comment above!

true rowldawg said...

Kelly is so far ahead from her competition. Poor anyone who was ever in a group with her (like Beyoncé!).

Shelly said...

Like the real independent person I am, I agree with all posts endorsing Kelly Rowland above. I have never commented on this blog before, but the love of Kelly demanded me to!

Terry said...

Once, Beyoncé beat me to death at a K-Row Children concert and Kelly revived me!

K-Row is a QUEEN!

Larry said...

She's so hot. Unlike that WHORE she was in a group with. I think her name was.... Belinda? Doesn't matter.

K-Row is the future and every straight man's fantasy.

BeyPolice said...

i think this is just 1 person commenting. so its obv kelly rowland cos she has nothing better 2 do because shes a flop and old. bey is the queen and still on top. kelly get a real job like babysittin blue ivy!!!!

Tenitra said...

omg this song slays my life

i luv miss kelly

Spontaniouse said...

Where can I buy this excellent track? Kelly Rowland is a revelation.

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter said...

Kelly just slayed my entire career!

Sorry fans, I now have to retire. Please buy Kelly's albums instead of my shit ones.

Love xoxoxo
B.

LaTavia said...

omg i am such a lesser

High-Priestess of Illumnati said...

wher da phuck did dis bitch get sum hot beats?

i must go n scarfice sum mor goats #phuckyodiamonds

Hung Heterosexual Male That Would Have Sex With Kelly Rowland But Not Rancid Beyoncé said...

Not sure what she's representing but I want to put my penis in her vagina area.

Beyonce's Beat-Down Wig said...

Let's get down to brass tacks, whores - do we think Luda drilled Kween Kelly's soul nest?

Blue Ivy said...

NOT EVEN THE LAWD CAN SAVE THIS MESS OF A COMMENTS SECTION

ps. Go kelly!