Thursday, November 08, 2012

Beyoncé Saves America From Mitt Romney!


It's official. Beyoncé is a living saint! I've suspected as much for a while now but the 16-time Grammy winner cemented her status as the Mother Theresa of soul music by using her celebrity and white people-friendly blond wigs to push Obama across the line. PRAISE HER! Queen B even broke the law by posting a picture of her ballot paper (above). No doubt this already-iconic act of rebellion spurred millions of fans to perform their civic duty and vote. Can the president hurry up and give her keys to New York City? Just imagine the exquisite House of Dereon gown Mama Tina would throw on the Statue of Liberty to celebrate! If winning the election for Barack wasn't triumph enough, Bey also wrote a message for Mitch (below). I'm sorry but I have to ask - Could your fave?

7 comments:

Hasa said...

This is the reason you're the only blog I read every now and then

Anonymous said...

You do know Beyonce is not a politician right?

Anonymous said...

She's the reason he won. He needs to give her a room t the White House tbh.

Anonymous said...

Ugly hair and Ugly nails

Mike said...

^ Not as ugly as your rotten soul

Anonymous said...

B's fans can't read or write let alone have the ability to vote

Anonymous said...

^ racist!