Sunday, November 25, 2012

Another Day, Another Kelly Rowland Video


Kelly Rowland is now the undisputed queen of refined pussy-poppin' rap collaborations. Congrats! In the past couple of weeks the former Destiny's Child backing vocalist got Ludacris all hot and bothered on "Representin" and sang about putting frozen water in her vagina with Lil Wayne. Unfortunately, neither of those songs have scaled the upper reaches of any chart but she might have more luck with Big Boi's "Mama Told Me". I really like this perky jam. For starters, there are no sordid lyrics about examining your gash in the mirror and it has a catchy pop chorus that would sound great on radio.

The video (below) isn't bad either. I'm not sure about the gimp suit - please tell me that isn't Ms Kelly - or some of the other dubious outfit choices but it's cute and colourful. The flopmaker looks like she's actually having fun instead of trying and failing to look sexy. Fingers crossed "Mama Told Me" takes off. I just worry that having two other videos out at the moment - with another (Future's "Neva End") on the way - might work against her. At least she's still working. Get money, Kelly!

5 comments:

Me said...

This desperate hasbeen and DIRE FLOP is such a joke and needs to bugger off back to the gutter Bayonse dredged her from! The term "unflushable turd" must have been invented for her!

Anonymous said...

lmao 3 outta 3 songs flop!

Mike said...

Well I like it. So there.

Anonymous said...

Unflushable turd!! :D Classic!!!!

Beyonce Knowles said...

retire bitch! u making me look bad!