Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Why Nicki Minaj Will Always Be Kelly Rowland To Mariah's Beyoncé


Mariah is truly the most triumphant human-being on the planet. While Stinki Garbaj trolls Twitter in a desperate bid for publicity in the wake of their much-publicised American Idol beef, the rainbow-loving chart legend has continued - completely unphased - on her fabulous way.

You know, doing simple, everyday things like riding a rollercoaster in a couture gown, while posing seductively and flashing her diamonds to the mere mortals in the crowd. This is my favourite Mariah moment since the scene in "Honey" video where she rides a jet-ski in heels. Our faves could never!

Oh and if you need any more convincing that Mimi will always have Onika's measure, there's this:

10 comments:

lambified tommie said...

*DEAD* I LOVE YOU MARIAH CAREY!

Anonymous said...

MC 4EVA XXX

Anonymous said...

minaj is Black Trash.

pez said...

Nicki is officially over! Azalea banks is coming for that pink wig!

Mike said...

Azalea > Nicki for sure.

Anonymous said...

DEAD

Sexbox said...

Classic Mariah indeed! But what about when she did the stairmaster in heels a few years back? Mooriahs latest song is flopping harder than all three singles by Nelly Furtado, but nevertheless, Onika is getting too comfy with her 15 minutes of fame. She shouldn't diss a fat cow like Ms. Scarey. Say what you want but she was smart enough to not talk shit about people until she had several multi platinum albums under her belt. Her blast on Madonna back in the 90's I believe was her first sign of cattines :)

Anonymous said...

i think this was fake. just promo for the show tbh.

Me said...

Team Nicki! Mooriah is OVAH! and has been since she started rereleasing Shitter under different names.

Mike said...

Mariah on a stairmaster! Lol forgot that!