Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Liza Monet > Nicki Minaj


I swear I'm not a demented pervert that spends all night Googling sextapes by international pop acts but here's yet another diva that has opened her legs for the camera. Unlike poor Noelia,whose once promising career was derailed by a night of anal enjoyment, Liza Monet kept it classy and was just spit-roasted by two guys. To be honest, I'm not sure if the French rapper's sexcapades helped or harmed her career - she's European, so I'm guessing the former - but the elegant style icon is coming back hard with a hot new track called "My Best Plan".

My French is worse than MDNA, so I can't tell you what Liza is rapping about but it sounds pretty good to my ears. Put it this way - "My Best Plan" is better than anything on Roman Reloaded. And the video (below) is just flawless. It begins with the new Queen of soul exposing her breasts in the bath before making out with a shirtless man on what appears to be the set of the cheapest porno ever filmed. Poor Mylène and Lorie are now redundant!

8 comments:

Charlot7 said...

You needs to take French lesson just to understand all that she's saying. Yeah, it's THAT good

Patrice said...

the word so disgusting all dirty!!

Mike said...

I wish I could speak French so much right now!

truthteller tommie said...

"I swear I'm not a demented pervert that spends all night Googling sextapes by international pop acts"

Never has more lies been told.

Anonymous said...

omg song is so dirty! she sing about cocks and sex!

Me said...

As a newly converted Barb I will not accept shade towards Quen Necki!

However, this is fabulous! Such FILTH!

Sean said...

i agree! Liza > nicki!

Anonymous said...

That girl is hated in France :o))
Tout le monde la clash pck elle sais pas chanter ^^