Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Destiny's Child Go All Out With New Greatest Hits Package... No, Really

The best group in the history of R&B, pop and any other kind of musical genre is releasing a greatest hits package this week and I'm only mildly losing my shit. What the hell is going on? I love Destiny's Child more than Janet loves sex-toys but Playlist is a lazy rehash of their era-defining 2005 'best of' #1s. They didn't even bother to make a pretty cover. Something tells me Matthew gave Solange an advance on her allowance to create this eyesore using Microsoft Paint.

Don't get me wrong. Every song on the album is a veritable classic but why be stingy? Where is "Cater 2 U" - AKA Michelle's finest DC moment? How about their Australian top 10 "Nasty Girl" (below)? Or their edgy top 60 German smash "Get On The Bus"? Playlist is a missed opportunity but I'll still buy it and dream of the day these flawless angels record new music. Seriously, Kelly's gotta eat!

1. Bootylicious 
2. Bug A Boo 
3. Emotion (Neptunes Remix) 
4. Jumpin’, Jumpin’ 
5. Independent Women, Part I 
6. Say My Name 
7. No, No, No Part 2 featuring Wyclef Jean 
8. Survivor 
9. Lose My Breath 
10. So Good 
11. Girl 
12. Bills, Bills, Bills 
13. Soldier featuring T.I. & Lil Wayne 
14. Illusion featuring Wyclef Jean & Pras


Anonymous said...

Playlist is Sony's budget release series. Artists have no input at all. You'll probably pick it up for $7 at Big W

Anonymous said...

Hey fuckwad, next time do your research before you go on a rant.

Mike said...

Research what? That they're all promoting a crappy GH to milk their loyal fans? BYE.

Anonymous said...

So I saw Beyonce at a coffee shop yesterday and she was looking on the ground and all over for something so I asked her what she was looking for. She said she lost her cell phone and it was somewhere in the coffee shop. I said well I can call it, and she said it's on silent mode65533then I said, well Beyonce, if you like it then you should have put a ring on it

Me said...

LOL! That cover is almost as abysmal as the tracklist! What a pile of aural turds...