I'm here for the return of Christina Aguilera. The popular music needs her to release another huge album if only to annoy the haters. New single "Your Body" leaked a couple of weeks ago and it sounded like a pretty generic dance track to my ears but I'm sure it's a grower and let's face it - she can't really do any worse than "Keeps Gettin' Better". To celebrate Xtina's impending slayage I thought I'd post the stunning cover (above), which I assume is fanmade unless the diva has completely lost her mind, and a clip (below) that sums up all that is great about the humble pop legend. That gorgeous hair and make-up, those golden pipes and her inability to ever over-sing anything have made Christina the star she is today. Bring on "Your Body". It's time to make Bionic a bad memory.
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You're gonna burn for this. LOVE!
Mike, your writing style is often so witty that often I cannot distinguish the true sarcasm from the praise for a future guilty pleasure hit single. I am praying that this was true sarcasm. My ears started spurting blood profusely on my keyboard withint the first 5 seconds of that clip :) Excuse me now while I go clean up the mess.
FUCKING DEAD.
FUCKING FAKE.
Comeback of 2012!
i cant stop laughing! and i cant tell if u are serious or not lmfao
the girl on the video has made mariah's career completely irrelevant... that remake of Fly Away Butterfly Reprise is astonishing...
LMFAOoOoOoOoO
stop it, mike! i can't with the xtina shade!
I would actually buy that 1 and a half mins of growling! lol
You have to tell us if your being serious!!!!!! Hahahaha. I'm actually excited for her to come back. I don't see me buying it. But I will def tweet my happiness.
no1curr about Crusty.
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