Friday, September 21, 2012
Lady Gaga Copies Xtina. Again.
Lady Gaga has gone all Single White Female on Christina Aguilera. Again. It's bad enough that Mother Monster based her entire career on the dirrty diva's 2008 electro-smash "Keeps Gettin' Better" but now she's basically morphing into Xtina. First she went blonde and then she copied her idol's female impersonator chic.
I should have known that Gaga would turn to the new Adele now that her career has hit the skids but binging on burgers to imitate Chritsina's curvy frame is going too far. It took a lot of tacos for the former Mouseketeer to get those hips - how dare this bitch steal her shine! Anyway, Xtina will have the last laugh when Lotus rockets to number one this November - without being given away for 99 cents on Amazon.