Beyoncé's to-do list for 2012 looks a little something like this:
1. Have baby
2. Watch a couple of Jay-Z concerts
3. Make Rita Ora happen
4. Reach a billion people on World Humanitarian Day
5. Release a random R&B smash
Yes, bitches. King B debuts at #100 on the Billboard chart this week with "Dance For You" - the 7th single from 4 to achieve the feat. It's also #13 with a bullet on the R&B chart. Imagine what damage the Queen would inflict on the charts if she could be fucked with promotion! I'm glad Bey's smooth, mid-tempo jam is conquering urban radio. The-Dream got everything right on this one. The production is glorious and the lyrics manage to be sexy and romantic, which is a minor miracle in 2012.
Watch Beyoncé school your lame fave in the art of beauty and classy pussy-popping in the pretty film noir video below.