Saturday, August 04, 2012

Oprah Begs La Toya To Save Her TV Empire


Whatcha gonna do when your network is struggling in the ratings? If you're Oprah Winfrey, the answer is easy - call La Toya Jackson. The media heavyweight recently removed her mouth from Gayle's crotch long enough to greenlight Life With La Toya, a reality show that documents the crumbling Jackson empire (for example, Katherine's recent disappearance and Janet's shocking abuse of Michael's daughter Paris) as well as shedding light on Toy Toy's famous friends and iconic entertainment career. It goes without saying that this is the TV event of the new millennium.

If you need further proof, relive the flawless diva's unforgettable 1991 appearance on The Phil Donahue Show (which was kind of like the '80s/'90s equivalent of Jerry Springer). I die inside when that nasty woman asks if La Toya can really sing - and I'm not even going to comment on the dragon that tells Queen Toy to get a life - but I love how the music veteran nonchalantly discloses that her marriage is a sham and admits she doesn't know her husband's age. That's some vintage shade, right there! Make no mistake, you're gonna get rocked by Life With La Toya! Read all about it here.

3 comments:

noelster said...

2013 is going to be so epic! CW had the chance when she guested on 90210 to use it as a backdoor pilot but obviously toy was waiting for the right offer. you know oprah coughed up a huge chunk of her fortune to save a floundering empire, and toy was just the one to cash that check.

Anonymous said...

Get that cash toy toy!

Brandy's Jeep said...

Dying at the "Greatest Singer of All Time" tag and the Gayle's crouch comment.