Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Delta Goodrem Ruins Dance Music


If you thought Dulta's Arcade Fire rip-off "Sitting On Top Of The World" was terrible, wait until you hear her desperate attempt to jump on the dance bandwagon. "Dancing With A Broken Heart" sounds like a Celine Dion remix from the late '90s gone wrong. Because we all know that the stunning Canadian's remixes were flawless. It's hard to pinpoint where the second single from the famed plastic surgery addict goes wrong. To be honest, I always thought dance would be a good genre for the a-dulta-ress. Any gay will tell you that the Tommy Trash remix of "Believe Again" is the best thing she's ever released. I think the problem lies with annoyingly understated production. You typically want a dance track to build and build until it explodes during the chorus. This shit stays in first gear the whole time. What's the point of selling out and then trying to be all classy? Cunt, please. You're not fooling anyone. "Dancing With A Broken Heart" isn't high quality electronica. It's just a sad attempt to make the prettiest pony in pop more relevant to people under 30. At least be real about it and make the song fun.

0/10

17 comments:

Scott said...

You're right about the lack of build, I was waiting for the chorus and then realised I'd just heard it.

TOSS said...

0/10: bang on.

Vajootz said...

Boo, you're lame. Go suck on Bertie Blackman's unknown pussy flaps.

James F said...

Fucking dead at 'Prettiest Pony in Pop' lmao.

Jed said...

*deceased*

Anonymous said...

Bit harsh. It's not single worthy but. Makes me wonder about the rest of "Child Of The Universe"

Me said...

VILE..................

I wouldn't be surprised if this shitefest was designed to taunt the victims of her many a-DULLta-eries as those whose lives were destroyed by the Homewrecking Harlot will no doubt want a good night on the tiles in a dodgy club to forget that their husbands were tempted by her infamous back door parties - only to hear the gloating of Australias most Scarlet Woman tormenting them!

The SLUT!

Novastreamedia said...

omg this is horrid! will post this on our blog www.novastreamusic.com as NEVER to be listened to haha, have also linked you on our blog roll. love the blog roll

Anonymous said...

hmmm I kinda like it :-S

Anonymous said...

hmmm I kinda like it :-S

Anonymous said...

WTF?!! Go back to huffing glue! If only you could go and download Kerry Crackheadtona music on iTunes to make up for it.......

Anonymous said...

As if you had ever heard arcade fire before this song came out.

Anonymous said...

this is a good song!

Anonymous said...

this is a good song!

Anonymous said...

This is Delta here, why are you always so mean to me on your site?

Anonymous said...

Go suck a cock and put your mouth to better use.

Anonymous said...

Not too bad, she's amazing