Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Country Queen Lisa Gail Allred's Latest Shocker/Masterpiece


"You're the one who makes me melt from the love that I have felt" chirps genius wordsmith Lisa Gail Allred on her breathtaking new single. "Coffee Or Tea" is the follow-up to "3 Second Rule" (AKA 2012's ultimate guilty pleasure) and delivers pretty much everything we've come to expect from the genre-defying Texan songbird. There are corny lyrics, a chorus that gets lodged in your brain like an extremely painful tumour and the most arresting vocals to assault your eardrums since those unautotuned Britney demos leaked. Needless to say, it's a hot mess of biblical proportions but Lisa's music has an undeniable sweetness about it that helps you overlook the crazy. Particularly if you ignore the video (below), which finds our heroine wandering around what appears to be her retirement village looking unmedicated. Who am I kidding? The new and improved Faith Hill rocks my world. Madonna wishes she was this relevant! Download "Coffee Or Tea" from iTunes today to make an old woman happy.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

So glad she didn't succumb to the music industry pressure and learn things like singing in key or musical tone! On ya Lisa! Here's to a #1 smash hit

Matt said...

DEAD i love her!

Anonymous said...

I'm quite upset with the level of detail on the iTunes cover art to both this and 3 Second Rule (they use the same picture). Fine music such as this deserves matching cover art. Not something whipped up in 10 seconds in windows paint by a special Ed pre schooler. Hopefully her album cover will wow us all. I am assuming an album is on its way.....

Bruce said...

I've always wondered what it would be like if Paula Dean got a recording contract with Rebecca Black's producers. Thank you!

Mike said...

Lisa is above singing in key! That's for pretenders like Taylor Swift!

But I agree about the artwork. Ms Allred is such a beauty, they need to put in more effort. Hopefully they release a deluxe edition of her album with a foldout life-sized poster.

Bruce - you kill me. Lol @ Paula Dean!

JamesF said...

This is stunning!

Anonymous said...

Bruce I happen to love Paula Deen!

Scott said...

Is this shot in a ghost town? Where is everyone?

Anonymous said...

is it a parody?

Mike said...

How very dare you! Lisa is the new Shania Twain!