Like millions of people around the world, I lined up to see Men In Black 3 for one reason - the critically (un-)acclaimed acting debut of R&B legend Nicole Scherzinger. The former Pussycat Doll's three minute cameo revived the flop movie franchise but her glorious visage is nowhere to be seen on the film's poster. What's going on? After
1. Rihanna thwarted Nicole's moment in the sun. Bitch obviously knew Hitzinger's movie would murder Battleship at the box office and preemptively snatched her wig. Rude.
2. Fearful that the most beautiful woman alive would drive a wedge between her parent's fake marriage, Willow jumped on Photoshop to delete the film's true star from advertising.
It's a tragedy but one hard-hitting news agency paid tribute to the diva's soon-to-be legendary film debut with a stunning report about Nicky's scene-stealing ways (below). Could you fave overcome these hurdles and still be in the running for an Oscar? Bow down.
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it is totally reason #3.
LFMAO!!! Love it!
Most beautiful woman alive? She looks a monkey.
#2 has me in stitches. Good lord!
I am not a fan of her, but I have to admit, she is beautiful and talented. Her perceived 'bitchiness', poor management, and age (33 is old for a pop star just starting) will keep her from ever becoming big in the US.
hard-hitting investigative journalism at it's very best! <3
I blame that bitter FLOP "actress" Jada Pinkett who was clearly jealous of Nicoles staggering talents and beauty!
Hard hitting investigative journalism which harkens back to the days of Dannii's Dirty Box.
I would love to watch this movie, i heard so much good things about it, this is the best action movie for me , i am a fond of Sc-Fi Movies
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It's nice to see so many of Nicole's killer lovers comment. At this rate one of her albums will actually be released!
Nicole is not the most beautiful woman alive. I don't find her beautiful at all! Why is she called an R&B legend? She's no legend!
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