Sunday, May 13, 2012

Serena Williams Is The New Nicki Minaj

Poor Onika. Her reign as the hottest hoe in the rap game is over before it started. It was inevitable with more talented divas like Azealia Banks on the horizon but I'm guessing noone expected Serena Williams to be the bitch that snatched her crown. But that's exactly what happened yesterday when the tennis star dropped her first hood anthem. The as-yet-untitled future classic is the hottest of hot messes but I love her stunning rhymes. Serena's flow is heavier than Janet's first day period with epic lyrics like "on the court I serve them up, no subpoena" and "I cook the track up like a frozen pizza". Iggy Azalea is locked in a room somewhere taking notes. There isn't a lot of information about the athlete's budding music career but I need this to happen. Listen to the hottest urban jam of the year below.

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