Sunday, May 13, 2012

Madonna's Best Single & Video In Ages


At first glance you could be mistaken for thinking Lisa Gail Allred is Madonna's vastly younger sister. But the menopausal beauties share more than strikingly good looks. They also boast a similar vocal range and talent quota. Just check out the country queen's viral smash "3 Second Rule" (above). I haven't heard notes like this since... actually, I've never heard anything like this before. Lisa is a truly unique talent and isn't constrained by boring conventions like singing in key. She's above that. Then there's the epic video, which puts her doppelganger's recent effort to shame. "Girl Gone Wild" had gay men dancing in heels. Who gives a fuck? "3 Second Rule" stars the most alluring woman in music and a bunch of uncoordinated boot-scootin' cowboys. The new Shania Twain wins! Shockingly, the future smash isn't available on iTunes yet. I think it's clear who's responsible. Why won't Madonna let Lisa be great?

6 comments:

Darkwing Duck said...

I was searching for other videos of Lisa and I found this from the 1983 Miss USA Contest. The description lists "Lisa Gayle Allred" as a competitor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_2x5sOH00Y

At 4:17, we get introduced to the Texas beauty, and there's doubt it's our fabled queen, AKA "Shania 2.0"!

John said...

If it wasn't for the cowboys, I would have written that off as three minutes I couldn't get back. And then the cowboys started dancing. Tragique!

Anonymous said...

Very like madonna's video with dancing gay cowboys . Of course the song name escapes me as it was shit of a song. I wonder if they are actually one and the same person....

SilverScreenSlags said...

Flawless.

EFW said...

Looks like Britney's mum and sounds like Sarah Palin. And judging by the lyrics it was written by Snooki when she was 10?! Great find :/

Brett said...

utterly deceased @ this post!