"Hai Mike! It's your Lord and saviour Beyoncé."
"Yes, my Queen?"
"FYI I'm re-releasing 4 in May with - you guessed it, boo - four new tracks and the entire Year Of 4 documentary."
"Can. Not. Breathe."
"Imma show the lessors who's boss! But now I gotta go wipe Blue Ivy's arse with $100 bills."
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