I think it's so cute that your fave even bothers to get out of bed in the morning when they know King B could snatch their wig at any moment to dust her Grammys or line Blue Ivy's 24 carat gold cot. Not content with running the pop and R&B charts, Beyoncé has made history by notching up her 18th US #1 dance hit with "Love On Top". Bey is now the third most successful act of all-time on that highly relevant chart behind only Madonna and Janet. And let's face it, those hags are over - so it's only a matter of time before she kicks them to curb too. Check out the Smash Mode Extended Mix of "Love On Top", which is currently burning up gay bars from Alabama to Alaska. Your fave could never. Admit it and move on.