Thursday, February 23, 2012

Paris Hilton Is The New Bob Dylan

Say what you like about Paris Hilton, the heiress definitely has a sense of humour. Which is what makes her such an entertaining pop star - she's in on the joke. Take her amazing new single "Drunk Text". The collaboration with dance outfit Manufactured Superstars basically involves her talking about getting drunk and sending explicit messages over bargain-basement beats. Apart from summing up my favourite weekend activity, it's also ten kinds of amazing and positions Paris as the leading poet of her generation. Hearing the underrated diva sing-talk lines like "I went out to the club the other night to, you know, dance with my bitches" and "noone is safe in the Twittersphere anymore" gives me life. You just know Madonna heard "Drunk Text" this afternoon and went into voluntary retirement. The other hoes are now officially obsolete! Can Paris please hurry up and release the follow-up to her genre-defining debut? It's clearly the next "Teenage Dream"/"I Am... Sasha Fierce". Check out the trashtastic video below.


discodevil said...

I'm in shock, I really like this.

Kyem9210 said...

Black Hole Recordings XD

James F said...

Flawless song, flawless artist, flawless blog, flawless post.

I am obsessed.

Long live the Reign of Princess Paris!

Me said...

Clearly Ke$ha throwing up in her wardrobe has been a positive influence on the stupid spoilt whore! This is a fabulously trashy masterpiece! New Queen Of Pop!