Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Jimmy Barnes Ruins Dance Music


What is this fuckery? Jimmy Barnes has released a house cover of Dragon's seminal '80s classic "April Sun In Cuba" and single-handedly ruined dance music for everyone. Thanks a lot. There isn't much else to say. DJ Yaleidys - whoever the hell that is - is on better drugs than me if he thinks this shit sounds good. I'll admit it has inherent camp appeal given Barnesy's former rock-god status and there's something amusing about the tragic female vocalist but the track doesn't work and has made me scared to enter a nightclub. Ever again. The video is equally heinous. Why does Jimmy look like a member of Human Nature 25 years from now? Who told this poor woman it would be a good look to stand on a speaker in a bikini top against the worst visual effects in recent memory? How did the director complete on Windows Movie Maker without his laptop crashing? Apparently, "Sun In Cuba" is already a top 40 Club hit in America. Which just goes to prove that the world really does end in 2012 because the apocalypse is clearly just around the corner. Brace yourself for the year's worst single below.

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discodevil said...
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discodevil said...

It may have helped if he had sang the lyrics to April Sun In Cuba instead of just repeating (Take Me To The April Sun) very bland.

Anonymous said...

let's say one of the worst songs of 2012 as I don't think anything could be worse than the 2 latest offerings from Madge

Anonymous said...

I have to be honest... I didn't even hear the song... I couldn't take my eyes off those gap teeth...

Cyber said...

The way Jimmy Barnes pronounces "Cuba" bugs me. "Coooooobah".

Me said...

This ABYSMAL aural turd makes the poopoo's last two excretions sound revolutionary! This is clearly part of a plan by the CRONE Of Poop to appear relevant and youthful...

Chris MCB said...

I posted this abortion on Book Face ages ago Mikey. You just don't stalk me in the way that I want you to.

Mike said...

Some people are so pressed!

Anonymous said...

Jimmy Barnes is a legend this wasn't really his type of song. No need to be so rude about it, its just your opinion

Anonymous said...

Fuckerry? really? Jimmy Barnes did NOT ruin dance music u FREAK get a life

Anonymous said...

You don't need to be so judgemental... different people have different music tastes. and i agree ^^^ u FREAK get a life. Don't waste ur life bitching about people who actually have lives.... geez