Friday, October 07, 2011

Worst Cover Ever?

I know what you're thinking. That new Sia/David Guetta collaboration is a bit sloppy and desperately needs an overhaul by a Eurotrash DJ and some anorexic bitch in a bikini. Well, fret no more! D.Ghetto has taken it upon himself to jazz up "Titanium" and delivers the hottest mess to hit iTunes in a very long time. Everything about this cover is so bad it's kind of amazing. For starters, Silvia can't sing. A note. Where did they find this chick? She can't even pronounce titanium! And the production - and I use that term loosely - is woeful beyond belief. I think D.Ghetto whipped it up on a Commodore 64 he found at the local tip. The most disturbing thing about the new and unimproved version of "Titanium" is the fact that people are actually downloading it. This trainwreck is sitting just outside the top 100 on Australian iTunes ahead of new singles by Kimbra, Wynter Gordon and Emeli Sandé. While that sad fact sinks in, brace yourself for possibly the worst cover version of all time (below).

8 comments:

tommie said...

So you CAN ruin a great song, eh?

Diva Incarnate said...

I'm hearing this all the time in Lebanese radio - well the 'inferior' original of course.

Matt said...

this is a joke right?

noelster said...

delicious!

Anonymous said...

Make it stop!

Brett said...

people are just buying this by mistake! it's a con!

Mike said...

This masterpiece is still climbing the charts. Up to #106 on Aus iTunes!

Rob Bruin said...

Dude, in most of Western-Europe we don't see anything else on album covers! God, if even sexual oriented shows and/or commercials can be put on during daytime telly, do you really reckon people lie awake at night because of thís?

God, if only I were straight, then this part of the world would be heaven... :)