Friday, October 14, 2011

Natalie Bassingthwaighte Fails To Chart

I almost feel sorry for Natalie Bassingthwaighte. The 36-year-old* former soap-star must have thought she was primed for a Jennifer Lopez-sized comeback when someone was stupid enough to invite her onto the X Factor judging panel but instead of riding that momentum all the way to number one, she failed to dent the top 100 with her heinous comeback single "All We Have". Whoops! More embarrassing is the fact that the song clearly sold enough downloads to place somewhere between 60 and 80 but Sony chose not to have that dubious achievement listed at all. Which usually only happens to save face or to give a label time to implement Plan B. Like a physical single or big TV promotion. It can work - see Vanessa Amorosi's "Gossip" - but unfortunately for Nat, the poor man's "On The Floor" is plummeting down iTunes faster anyone could have predicted and she has already embarrassed herself on the nation's highest-rating TV show. It looks like Australia has voted and decided to send the old nag to the glue factory after all. I hate to say I told you so - BUT I'M GOING TO. Laugh again at 2011's worst song and video below.

*bitch, please

8 comments:

tommie said...

What an awful has-been!

Jared said...

Your bias against Nat B is obvious because she burned you when you met her. This track is ahead of its time. Everybody will be ripping this style off in a couple of years.

Me said...

What a DIRE FLOP she is!

Anonymous said...

Wow ur stupid. Jessica Mauboy's Saturday Night failed 2 chart completely before 2 months had passed, then it became on the her biggest-ever hits. You have to give songs like this time.

Anonymous said...

HEY NAT I VIEWED A FEW MOVIES OF YOURS TONIGHT AND WAS UTTERLY THRILLED WITH YOUR PREFORMANCE I LOVE U AND YOUR BODY

Anonymous said...

cum back to me

Anonymous said...

PLEASE

Anonymous said...

The song is actually pretty amazing and did get into the 30's on the iTunes chart. Get your facts right. She's amazing and we will see more of her.