To save your retinas and eardrums lasting damage, here is a summary of the 10 worst things about Horsey's latest film clip:
1. Natalie Bassingthwaigte is in it.
2. Someone forgot to airbrush her Sarah Jessica Parker hands.
3. These costumes were clearly intended for a woman under 45.
4. Kylie called and wants her "I Believe In You" birdcage back.
5. Just because Natalie is the same age as Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome doesn't make
6. The appalling soundtrack. All is forgiven, Vanessa. "All We Have" makes "Gossip" sound like "Rolling In The Deep".
7. Choreography of this quality shouldn't be wasted on someone with two left cankles.
8. The unbelievable premise. How many post-menopausal women are still hitting up the club? Well, apart from Madonna.
9. Stealing Fergie's inimitable Meth-head chic is just rude.
10. The fact that so much time, energy and money was wasted on someone this void of talent.