Thursday, September 29, 2011

Rihanna's Latest Desperate Scam

RiRi's sad desperation for chart success knows no bounds. The shadiest woman in pop is on something of a roll this week. After flashing her flat pancake breasts around the Irish countryside in the name of publicity whoring art, the label puppet has gone into major damage control stateside after "We Found Love" failed to top the iTunes chart - it has already tumbled down to #5 - by bundling the song together with her "Loud" album for the bargain price of $7.99. I don't know why I'm surprised. She reduced the price of "Only Girl (In The World)" to get a number one in America before pulling out that tacky Britney remix to achieve the same feat with "S&M". To think people have the nerve to criticise Lady Gaga and Katy Perry for manipulating the charts! Hypocrites.

12 comments:

John said...

I'm normally right there when you're calling out hypocrisy, but I don't think that's the case here. To me, it's a smart move bundling Loud with the new single, because the label realizes that this is Loud's last gasp before the new album comes out and sells a less than amazing number of copies.

tommie said...

Your pressedness is amusing.

What number did Run The World get to again?

Mike said...

Excuse me, everyone knows "Run The World (Girls)" was too edgy and genre-defining for the charts!

Anonymous said...

lol stretching!

The Prophet said...

Damn, these Bey stans are really getting desperate! They can't handle that Beyawnce's unoriginal Major Lazer cover crashed and burned, while Rihanna effortlessly soars up the charts with her critically-acclaimed new smash dance anthem.

tommie said...

It's just sad that Beyoncé's fat lesbian fanbase are so jealous of prettier and younger pop stars like Rihanna, who effortlessly churn out hits while Beyoncé is starting to look worse than Hagtrolla.

Anonymous said...

why r these dbags bringin up B? she wud never pull this kinda wack shit!

The Music Messiah said...

LMFAO! Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. If Beyonce did this, you'd be throwing a tribal party.

Rihanna can't help that she churns out great pop gems while Beyonce stays recycling 2008 hits. That is why "Run" flopped harder than her pussy popping exercises!

Brett said...

I love that its flopping on itunes!

Tiffany Taeyeon said...

Sing it Music Messiah! You speak the truth!

The Music Messiah said...

Flopping on iTunes? Are you refreshing "Run The World's" Wikipedia page because you can't believe it's peak position? It's not going to change the fact that "Run The World (Flops)" tanked!

I speak the truth and nothing but the truth Tiffany! :)

Anonymous said...

So, you think Israel is gonna go ahead on Iran?