Friday, September 16, 2011

Havana Brown, I Really Don't Get It

I've spent the past couple of hours trying to make sense of the new Havana Brown single. And I still have no idea what's going on. "Get It" sounds like "Firestarter" mixed with every dodgy house record released in 1997 - finished off with a sprinkling of the superstar DJ's trademark reed-thin vocals. Who threw this mess together? D:Ream? It's so disappointing given the double platinum success of her stunning Cascada knock-off "We Run The Night". That gem established Havana as the nation's hottest dance diva. A niche she could have made her own with a smart follow-up. Instead, she shat out this noise. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure clubbers will love "Get It" - after their third vial of G - but the crossover appeal of her debut is completely MIA. Fingers crossed the video is hot or the busty beauty's pop career could be over before it started. Someone please drag Dannii out of retirement. Australian nightclubs need her now more than ever!

13 comments:

Brad said...

Basically, it's a Cassie Davis song with a dance-beat and a catchy chorus. Sounds like 'Do It Again' - absolute trash!

Smitty101 said...

If you love that Elen Levon, the Jay Sean "Hit The Lights" rip off then you obviously have no taste in music to be talking about Havana Brown!.. Get It is a sooo hot, its even better than we run the night!

Caleb said...

She was a model who couldn't make it and her boyfriend was failed DJ. Together they teamed up to create "Havana Brown". He premixes her shitty tracks and she jumps around with her hands in the air looking like a tranny version of Celine Dion. This bitch is a joke and her new track sounds like shit.

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John said...

HA!!! She was a model? That is just what other DJs made up to justify their failure as a DJ. I have seen her Dj and she was DJing for real. Just coz she's hot don't mean she cant be talented. You really think she has gotten this far by sitting on her ass? Your fooling yourself so that you feel justified.. hahah poor little man..

Adam said...

I loved We Run the Night, but this however does not have the same appeal. It does sound like a mash-up two completely different songs. If I was Havanna's team I'd quickly announce that Get It is a promo single just to keep her relevant, while the real next single is coming out in a few weeks.

Me said...

I love the cleverly disguised "go niggah!" at 0:17 - apart from that, what a load of SHITE...

Even the most drugged up Fire / Area regulars wouldn't be able to flail around like fitting epileptics to this aural turd. Still, it is much better than anything by the rancid Titles Blunder or the Thunder-thighed egotistical bore.

Mike said...

Dead @ some of these comments!

Anonymous said...

i bought we run the night but this is shithouse

Jesus said...

ur going to hell!

Anonymous said...

Hello...this bogan with extensions has slept her way behind the scenes with pseduo producers and Kyle Sandilands etc to rub her slutty self into Australia's consciousness. URGH. There are far more talented DJs in Australia who deserve the spotlight more than her. This is our countries most famous DJ right now? *VOMITS* Rack off, Havana!

Anonymous said...

I googled "havana brown is shit" after having to sit through her crap on the radio at work and ended up here.

She is absolutely terrible at remixing and I assume she is only getting by on her looks, she has no talent whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

It actually says "More Mega" at 0:17. More Mega is the producing team consisting of Cassie Davis and Snob Scrilla. Get It is a decent song but We Run The Night is a lot better (imo).