Sunday, September 11, 2011
Adele's Scary Man-Hands
Don't get me wrong. I'm down with Adele. She is the new and just-as-overrated Norah Jones but I've sobbed along to "Rolling In The Deep" and "Someone Like You" like everyone else with a beating heart. It's nice that housewives have something pleasant to spin at dinner parties again. However, this bitch needs to sit on those scary man-hands while singing. Seeing her at the VMAs was like watching Edward Scissorhands play charades. Or seeing Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama (above) perform sign language to music. The contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race have daintier paws! No wonder she's fast becoming a lesbian icon. Those babies are the lady equivalent of a 12" dick. Anyway, great song and kudos for notching up another US number one hit. Just buy some gloves or something.