Sunday, September 11, 2011

Adele's Scary Man-Hands

Don't get me wrong. I'm down with Adele. She is the new and just-as-overrated Norah Jones but I've sobbed along to "Rolling In The Deep" and "Someone Like You" like everyone else with a beating heart. It's nice that housewives have something pleasant to spin at dinner parties again. However, this bitch needs to sit on those scary man-hands while singing. Seeing her at the VMAs was like watching Edward Scissorhands play charades. Or seeing Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama (above) perform sign language to music. The contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race have daintier paws! No wonder she's fast becoming a lesbian icon. Those babies are the lady equivalent of a 12" dick. Anyway, great song and kudos for notching up another US number one hit. Just buy some gloves or something.

7 comments:

Diva Incarnate said...

Hate him. Rolling In The Deep just makes me think of pigs rolling in shit. I really cannot 'get' the appeal. The world should listen to Sia, Gina G and Dana International instead.

noelster said...

adele's snausage fingers are filled with the stuff of dreams. also, the verification word for this is 'laticia', which is perfect.

Anonymous said...

fuck off u insensitive cunt!

Diva Incarnate said...

presumably no cunt is insensitive after Adele's stuck her claw hands in them.

Anonymous said...

lol!

jessica said...

Wow...Go to hell.

Enoch said...

This cannot succeed in reality, that is exactly what I suppose.
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