Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Cascada shows off her two biggest hits!

I've had a lot of emails about the lack of posts. Sorry, I should have told you guys but I'm currently on tour in Los Angeles, so I haven't had time for updates but I'm back online now and couldn't resist posting this exquisite image. Yes, it's the child-bearing hipped queen of Hi-NRG herself, Natalie Horler, getting her tits out for German Playboy to promote Cascada's new album. I personally think this is a great idea. The millions of people who bought butch anthems like "Evacuate The Dancefloor" and "Night Nurse" were clearly red blooded heterosexuals... oh wait. Damn. On the bright side, the German dance diva has opened the door for a career in porn if the band's latest masterpiece fails to sell. I couldn't love her any more right now.

4 comments:

tommie said...

Has the ugly bint confessed yet to being Jay Leno's long lost twin sister?

Jordan said...

This is why I love Cascada. You just never know what's going to happen next! Melissa Tkautz would be proud!

Me said...

Buxom Natalie is doing her bit for the ailing Eurozone by ensuring sales of Kleenex skyrocket! The Goddess is so selfless!

Diva Incarnate said...

I think sales of blindfolds have skyrocketed more like. With many men volunteering to be castrated. She really is gross. The music... oh the music.