Saturday, May 14, 2011

Two Aphrodite Tour Editions!

With Kylie's "Aphrodite" tour less than a month away from reaching our shores, Warner Music Australia has suddenly remembered they have Kylie on their register and rushed out not one but two tour editions of the album. There's the "Aphrodite – Les Folies Tour Edition", which is a 3 CD opus that includes the original album, a remix CD and a megamix party disc. Check out the tracklist below:

Disc 1:

Standard "Aphrodite" album

Disc 2:

1. Put Your Hands Up (Pete Hammond Remix)
2. Aphrodite - (Denzal Park Remix)
3. Cupid Boy - (Stereogamous Dub)
4. Get Outta My Way - (Paul Harris Vocal Mix)
5. All the Lovers - (WAWA & MMB Anthem Remix)
6. Put Your Hands Up - (Muscles Club Remix)
7. Better Than Today - (Bimbo Jones Remix)
8. Higher - Taio Cruz feat. Kylie

Disc 3:

20 Minute Megamix Party Disc

On the bright side, this is an improvement on the heinous "X" tour edition, which was probably thrown together in 5 minutes by a drunk intern. I'm glad there's a new cover and some new locally commissioned remixes. I featured the excellent Stereogamous Dub of "Cupid Boy" on the blog a while ago and I'm glad my former flatmate MMB made the cut! New mixes by Muscles and Denzal Park are also a nice touch. It's nice to see that some thought has gone into the project.

However, is Warner Music completely unaware that the majority of Kylie's fanbase is heading towards 40 and no longer tears up the club on a regular basis? Perhaps sticking on a couple of unreleased "Aphrodite" tracks instead of two remix CDs would have been a good idea. They could have started with "Change Your Mind" and "Broken Hearted (Love Love Love)". Or how about the amazing Japanese bonus track "Heartstrings"? That song easily ranks as one of the finest moments of Kylie's entire career. Even better - why not show some confidence in the the album and push a new single to radio in a bid to properly revive it instead of putting out a tour edition for a quick buck? A cheap live video and a handful of remixes is all it takes and that would pay dividends for longer than the two weeks she's in Australia.

The other super stan "Aphrodite Goddess Edition" looks much more promising. It comes with an incredibly fabulous pop-up booklet and exclusive new photos. Check out some pics of the booklet here. Some real TLC went into this glamorous and original package. I'll have ten! Both tour editions apparently hit stores on June 3 to coincide with the tour. Here's my friend's remix of "All The Lovers":

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mike, what happened to Dannii's site and forum? Did I miss something?

Is there a new address for the forum?

oliversiblerxn said...

Kylie Minogue's always awesome/

Me said...

Talk about flogging a dead horse - International FLOP the DIRE AphroSHITEe was sent to the glue factory within weeks of release so this will sell about 27 copies (and 2,700 illegal downloads to sayhey alKylieda). Clearly the pop-up booklet is aimed at kiddies who aren't interested in an old ZOMBIE hasbeen when they have Justine Beaver, club kids have Katy Perry, Rihanna, Ke$ha and The Goddess while The Gays are being spoonfed CaCa's Crap meaning the two remix disks are going to appeal to noone. Even hardcore collectors will find TWO overpriced and unappealing tour editions of a FLOP album Too Much...

Dannii's Sister should either sack her ENTIRE team and take control of her career, or just get a comprehensive Ultimate Kylie released for 2012 complete with a 2-leg 3 hour LIVE extravaganza to go out with a bang.

Matt said...

i dont give a shit about remixes but i want the pop up!

Mike said...

No idea what's going on with Dannii's site. Maybe an upgrade or they're just over it?

Bulldog said...

Why in the world... Why not just Los Amores, Heartstrings, Mighty Rivers, and Go Hard Or Go Home? Seriously?

Tony Tornado said...

I'll have one of each, dear!

;)

Anonymous said...

its ok... guess ill buy both

kyliesmum said...

Fabulous!

Mike said...

I'll make sure to grab you a couple, Tony x

Tony Tornado said...

oh! you're so sweet, mikey!!!!!! Eres Mi Amoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, que ha pasado yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... NO volveráaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas a chi....
;)