Monday, April 04, 2011
When Lambs Attack
I love lambs. They are a peaceful breed with hearts full of love and power ballads. You can usually find them at your local mall perusing the Hello Kitty merchandise or pushing bottles of Lollipop Bling to the front of the perfume counter. But when they go rogue, the results can be terrifying. Take this shocking documentary, which mercilessly dissects the state of Christina Aguilera's career. It cruelly points out that she's only sold 45 million albums and gloats about her meagre four #1 hits. While Mariah's stunning chart run will never be touched by lesser mortals - vengeful lambs should remember that sad flops like Ciara, J Lo and Keri Hilson would kill to be as unsuccessful as Xtina. Brace yourself for 2011's harshest dose of reality!