Monday, April 04, 2011

When Lambs Attack

I love lambs. They are a peaceful breed with hearts full of love and power ballads. You can usually find them at your local mall perusing the Hello Kitty merchandise or pushing bottles of Lollipop Bling to the front of the perfume counter. But when they go rogue, the results can be terrifying. Take this shocking documentary, which mercilessly dissects the state of Christina Aguilera's career. It cruelly points out that she's only sold 45 million albums and gloats about her meagre four #1 hits. While Mariah's stunning chart run will never be touched by lesser mortals - vengeful lambs should remember that sad flops like Ciara, J Lo and Keri Hilson would kill to be as unsuccessful as Xtina. Brace yourself for 2011's harshest dose of reality!

7 comments:

tommie said...

Those lambs are vicious!

Although, I'm not sure that Mariah fans have the right to poke fun of Christina's weight.

Anonymous said...

What the hell was that! Kick a sista while she is down.Geez! It was'nt that long ago Mariah couldn't give her recycled beats away. I guess were sorta there again aren't we.....plus Mariah had a good 9-10 start before Xtina genie rubbed her way to the top. So comparing sales figures is not really fair. As for that rebel (rabid?) yell of the Star-Spangled Banner, ur on your own Chrissy!
Hedgegoat
P.S. Look to Whitney for the diffenent version of a pop loon bird belting it out in style.

bomitoni said...

Mimi looked like she ate 2 Xtinas even before she was knocked up! LOL!

The Prophet said...

This video defines me.

D'luv said...

LOLOLOLOL "The fuck? That weave..."

Me said...

Lambs defending KFC Queen peepee by calling someone else a fat FLOP that screams round random notes to hide a lack of vocal ability is like Trolls of the poopoo calling someone old...

Matt said...

i love xtina but LOL!