Sunday, April 17, 2011

Fuck off Kate Ryan, Belgium has a new superstar!

Don't worry, you're not hallucinating. This shit is actually happening. And you know what? You love it as much I do! It's not every day that I stumble across pop trash this exquisite, so forgive me for ranting. I just want to jump on a plane right now and bow down at this angel's feet. With a minimum of fuss, Adya has singlehandedly saved pop music with her stunning Mozart cover. Yes, readers - the Belgian beauty has set "Cherubino's Aria" (from the great composer's 1786 opera "The Marriage Of Figaro") to dance beats and the result will blow your mind. Not in the least because the track is genuinely catchy and disturbingly hypnotic but it's the video that really slays me. Adya's demented grin and dance moves that she learned from her mother in 1982 are the stuff of pop trash gold. I want to know what drugs this hot bitch is taking. The scene where she's howling like a banshee against the worst green screen ring of fire in history is so defining I can barely speak. Surely, it's only a matter of time before Adya's smash spreads across Europe and worms its way to Australia. Lady Gaga is bawling in a hotel room somewhere screaming "it coulda been me!" I wonder if this has actually been successful in Belgium... chart nerds please report. The rest of you brace yourself for the ultimate viewing experience of 2011.

11 comments:

Michael said...

this song, the visuals and her delivery really warms my heart.

i never usually fall for cheap tricks like this.

noel said...

DEFINING

Anonymous said...

Once again as first discovered by europopped in mid-March, who sent it to the LA Times (and was not credited except as a "friend"). That pushed the clip far and wide in the U.S. This has now long since gone viral in the States and beyond. Comedy Central's most popular show (Tosh.0) played it after I found it and the Times picked it up.

Crazy fucking clip!

Anonymous said...

Kate Ryan is better than this shit!

Anonymous said...

I could never agree more. This sounds and looks like a joke...Kate Ryan is 1000 times better.!

Tila Caffarelli said...

OMG Im shaking my ass to this! HOTNESS!
Pop/Classic music OPUS!

Lady Gaga should learn something with this lady!

Anonymous said...

kate is 100 times better than adya tranny!

Me said...

Nikki French should sue for the blatant theft of her iconic TEOTH rerererererererererereissue video!

Matt said...

i want to bone her so bad!

RetroRuler said...

BLASPHEMY! How you even can COMPARE this trollop to Kate Ryan is beyond me...KR is a living legend! Her new single LOVELIFE is A-MAY-ZING!...the end...

Anonymous said...

Does the wannabe blogger from Australia know any other words than f*** off? Im surprised a totally monolingual person knows anything about Belgium and even bought French connection cd... Don't try to judge European music, you'll fail