Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Xelle - My New Favourite Girlband!

I love a quality girlband as much as the next gay but for every Las Supremas de Móstoles there are ten rancid shit heaps like Girls Aloud and The Saturdays. Happily, newcomers Xelle definitely fall into the former category. These lovely ladies have the voices of (fallen) angels, sex appeal to burn and an overabundance of glamour not seen since the glory days of Martha Wash and the Weather Girls. They are also a girlband with a twist. You see, one of the members has a doodle and first came to fame on Season 3 of RuPaul's amazing Drag Race. Needless to say, Mimi Imfurst is my favourite member but JC Cassis and Rony Goffer more than hold their own. Particularly, JC. Just watch this defining video of her destroying vastly improving Michael Jackson's "Man In The Mirror" in a gimp mask. Toy Toy would give her personal seal of approval! But back to Xelle. The talented divas have just unveiled their debut single and video clip. "Party Girl", written and produced by Zach Adam, is a fun pop tune in the vein of Ke$ha, Gaga and their army of imitators. It's extremely catchy and I love Mimi's rap! The video is just as fabulous. Xelle take over a subway car and leave a bunch of lucky commuters breathless with their stunning outfits and gravity defying choreography. Watch in awe as the ladies show the pretenders how it's done!

15 comments:

Pop Expert said...

I have no respect for anything you say after you made your opinion of The Saturdays. Missing You is the best single of 2010!

Mike said...

I actually like Missing You too. And Ego. Shame about everything else they have ever done!

Pop Expert said...

Well I think those singles are infinitely better than this rubbish you have posted. Wordshaker was 66.67% amazing.

Mike said...

BORING! You're obviously not ready for these stunning party girls!

tommie said...

THIS IS AMAZING AND A RETURN TO YOUR POP TRASH ROOTS.

10/10

tommie said...

FACT: ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A RANCID DOLBA LOVING CUNT.

Nasty G said...

Pure class! Love them! And Mimi's lost some poundage since her Drag Race days. Now her true beauty shines through!

Anonymous said...

That was brilliant! How did you find this Mike? Loooove it. Skinny bitch girlbands are so last millennium- this is the way forward. BOW to Xelle bitches!

Pop Expert said...

I don't think I am, no. One looks like a drag queen and the one is fat. All look old.

Me said...

Beyond Fabulous!


And poor deluded FLOP Expert thinking that the ShatTURDdays are any good - TURDshaker is 99% utter SHITE (the other 1% is the busty one setting fire to a poster by exposing her cleavage in the video for Ego)...

Jump! said...

Mike- posts like this are why I love you.

The Prophet said...

Missing You by the Saturdays is fucking horrible.

It's SUCH a bad song.

They are the worst girl group EVER.

JimmySteele said...

OMG Mike I hate you. If I turn up to work tomorrow singing this song so help you God...

Anonymous said...

That was AMAAAZING! Ke$ha should be using them as a opening act. Trash Class at it's finest. Other bitchs will just have to sufffah!

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