Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Britney & Xtina: Behind The Tweets

Earlier today Christina Aguilera tweeted Britney Spears. The Maria Callas of miming replied. It was a moment that united fans around the world. A once in lifetime meeting of the minds. The long hoped for coming together of two formerly relevant pop culture icons. Like most people, I was too overwhelmed by raw emotion to properly process the exchange. At first glance Britney & Xtina: A Love Story is a heartwarming tale of mutual respect and self-promotion. But on closer inspection, a very different picture emerges.

Christina can do no wrong in my book since starring in one of the greatest movies of all time but bitch is no beginner when it comes to throwing shade. And it's hard to interpret "can't wait to see what you bring in the next video" as anything but a dig. The world's unluckiest drunk knows full well that Britney is passed out somewhere in a Xanax induced coma - only to be shaken awake by her handlers when duty calls. She can hardly stand, let alone bring anything.

Not to be outdone, her bitter rival (or the person pretending to be her on Twitter) sarcastically replies "can't wait to watch you on your new show". How dare Britney point out that Legendtina is now the Paula Abdul of generation Y? The dirrty one just died inside. As far as cuntish behaviour goes, flop fatale wins in a knockout!

10 comments:

a.d.R.I.a.n. said...

Gurl, stop it!

Bruce said...

"HaHa, Mouseketina, you're still stuck on TV and I'm still making videos!" kisses, BritBrit

Bionic said...

The voice is going to be the hottest show on tv and make xtina bigger than ever!!!!

Diva Incarnate said...

I think food has made Xtina bigger than ever already.

Mike said...

Stop it! Xtina isn't fat - she just has drinker's bloat!

Matt said...

i love u mike xx

Jordan said...

Off topic, but Mike did you know that Livvi Franc got her song "Trouble For Me" onto Britney's Femme Fatale? I'm so proud of her! I would've preferred a new duet version of Automatik but I guess I can settle for Liv's background vocals.

toyfan said...

b t w what do u think of "femme fatale" I just bought it: it's a hit factory: my favorite "drop dead beautiful"!

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