Saturday, January 15, 2011

An Update

Hey bitches,

Sorry, this is long overdue but I thought I should let you know that I'm having a break from the blog and will be starting up again for 2011 at the beginning of February. Before then I'll throw in a couple of sneaky updates - specifically my 2010 best of lists and review Britney's shit new single - but otherwise see you all next month. Hope you're having a great summer!

Mike

XO

17 comments:

tommie said...

Nice to know you're still alive - I thought you got washed away with the floods!

Anonymous said...

Did you just call "Hold It Against Me" shit?

On all your reviews on albums/singles, you're pretty spot on.But when it comes to Britney, you immediately dismiss it as shit.

I've been following this blog ever since your "Memoirs" review.
So, I see you worship the likes of Heidi Montag and Paris Hilton, which is cool you know.Superficial is amazing, tbh.

But then you go on and ruin it all by calling Britney "talentless" (LOL @ the irony of it), her songs "blunt" or a re-hash of her past efforts e.t.c. (not to mention the fact that you called her an *alleged* sex offender.You know that is a lie and it was a whole new low for you)

Ima quote here a comment left on another Britney post of yours on this blog:

" Mike, I'm SHOCKED that you aren't a Britney fan. The pop trash that bitch throws out is unbelievable - Toy Soldier, Freakshow, Ooh Ooh Baby, the aforementioned Mmm Papi and If U Seek Amy - she's practically a Pop Trash Demigod! Now, I'm far from being her biggest fan (I actually can't stand her), but there are a shit ton of her songs that, once they weasel their way into my head, never, ever leave."

These are exactly my thoughts (appart from my beeing a fan).I honstly suggest that you gave her a chance.Blackout should be your fav album, considering your love for Superficial.I honestly think that if you listned to Blackout, In The Zone and the bonus tracks of Circus, you'd be turned into a fan (at least).

So yeah, that was my rant.Can't wait for you next post.
+ enjoy your break

Kenny Chesney Tickets said...

Ok,I wl be waiting for you

Mike said...

I agree with everything anonymous said...I love your blog, but there seems to be an irrational dislike of anything by Britney Spears just because it's Britney Spears. Britney is the epitome of pop trash, that's exactly what her image and sound entail and have almost always entailed. She has none of the pretentiousness of your beloved Gaga or Beyoncé, or your hated Robyn or Madonna, but all of the tacky/fun greatness of someone like Ke$ha. Hell, she's the original Ke$ha except her white trash image wasn't dreamed up by a record label, thats legitimately who she is lol.

I dunno, it just seems that you hold Britney to some sort of double-standard and it's not enjoyable to read when you write about her simply because you've always already made up your mind in advance and its always the same types of criticisms you'd praise a lesser pop singer for. Again, I am a huge fan of the blog and generally agree with (or at least laugh, in the good way, at) your assessments, I just need better reasoning for the Britney hate when she is quite literally the pop trash queen of the universe!

Scarlett said...

Wow @ the Britney-hate-haters. (I love the gal, but to each their own, you know?) Leave Mike alone! ;)

Hope you have a great break! I'm looking forward to the rest of your lists. :D

michael said...

I need you, how could you?

Mariah said...

mike you bitch!!

i was going to write that we will miss you, but after reading anon + mike's posts i realized what a hater you are! stop hating on the queen! she's too amazing for this.

plus "Hold It Against Me" is better than ANYTHING that BeYawnce or Gagme have done in recent memory, so if your review truly is negative, i will hunt you down and slap you.

tommie said...

Mike's just a pressed hater. He knows Lady DelusionalDouche will disappoint with Born 2 B A Douchebag so he has to throw extreme shade at Queen Britney to make up for it.

The Prophet said...

Mike is a delusional biatch!

He texted me the other day saying Britney's HIAM is a hit because of an "unprecedented promotional blitz and no current chart competition" and that it has been getting shocking review.

When I corrected him that it had yet to receive any promo besides some Tweets from Britney, that it was up against new singles from Avril Lavigne ("What the Hell") and Kanye & Jay-Z ("H.A.M.") as well as the enduring popularity of Katy Perry's "Firework" and Bruno Mars' "Grenade", and then sent him over 12 stellar reviews for the song, he ignored me and said he would reply with 12 shit reviews...

I'm still waiting for them.

He's a biased bitch when it comes to Godney Spears!

Jonathan said...

come back soon. i miss the updates.

tommie said...

It must be hard knowing that his faves could NEVER................

Seth said...

Update da BloG ya rancid SLAG!!11111 miss you Mike, hope to see your updates soon, and sorry but Godney is back, and Gaga is already suicidal with her shite new album FLOP THIS WAY.

Lotsa love, hope you have a great summer.

Anonymous said...

I guess we are gonna have to wait more than expected for the lists + review (?)

Anonymous said...

i think he died

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