Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Straight Up! - A Twink Anthem

Straight Up! first came to my attention back in April when they featured on Don't Stop The Pop. Back then Rob likened the Swedish twosome to Pay TV and Army Of Lovers - heady praise indeed! Their debut single definitely covered an arresting topic. An ode to young and pretty gays, "Twink" is a throbbing electro-pop anthem that goes where lesser acts fear to tread with stunning lyrics like "I pick a hunk I wanna fuck and then I get him drunk". Take that Adam Lambert, you soft cock! The thing is - I'd rather do Perez Hilton with the lights on than go near a hairless man-boy but I fully support the group's right to sing about whatever the fuck gets them hard. Think of this as the psycho-sexual bookend to Barb@zul's legendary bear anthem "I Don't Care"! Since April the Straight Up! boys have been busy recording new tracks and only just got around to releasing the video for "Twink". I wish I knew what to say about it. The clip (below) is a trash lover's wet dream but it also makes me want to find the nearest woman, get married and spend the rest of my life living a lie just to avoid ever watching it again. But that's me. I'm sure most of you will love it and I think the guy with the beard would be kinda hot if he stopped over-shaping his eyebrows! Don't get me wrong, I really like this band. I'll just listen to their future smash with my eyes closed. Now where's the link for that Barb@zul video again...

11 comments:

Orlando said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED the song! Finally a shit that i like =)))

Martin said...

I believe the term "mega faggot" is quite apt re: this vid. Youth doesn't equal attractiveness... Let's call a spade a spade and a dog a dog. These queens need to be taken out and shot (preferably double barrel as it saves on bullets).

Mike said...

Wow... that's a bit harsh!

pdb73 said...

Straight Up! just became my guilty pleasure. I think I had a smile on my face all the way through that song. Ok..so Twinks are not my thang - but its a catchy tune. Looks like the 'Mega Faggots' are talented, so best we save the ammo huh!

Anonymous said...

the follow up is even better!

Cayden said...

I think I contracted something (again) by watching this....uncleannnn! uncleannn!

Anonymous said...

Hey man, can you update your Dannis Dirty Box blog please? Danni is currently being interviewed by Shane Warne for his fugly chat show "Warnie"! You HAVE to update Danni's Dirty Box, PLEEEEEEEEASE Mike?
I can give you a copy of that Club Dildo album of yours for me!!! OK?

Mike said...

What the hell is Dannii doing on Warnie? LOL!

I would re-open Dannii's Box but it got me in so much trouble...

I promise to write more about the pretty Minogue though!

tommie said...

This is amazing on so many levels. Wants me to go out and fuck a twink just for the sake of it - $ucce$$!

Matt said...

i wanna fuck em all!!!!!

Anonymous said...

this makes me ashamed to be gay