Thursday, December 16, 2010

Mimi & The Video Of The Year!

How does she do it? Despite being 24 months pregnant and crazier than the person who gave Cassie Davis a record deal, Mariah still manages to churn out the most fabulous video of 2010 on a budget that would make Jessica Mauboy roll her eyes and say bitch, please. In case you haven't heard it yet, Mimi has released a dance remix of "Auld Lang Syne" just in time for New Year's Eve. I know what you're thinking - finally a worthy successor to J Lo's "Waiting For Tonight"! But the diva wasn't content at recording the soundtrack to a billion drunk party pashes, she also found the time to gay up the 31st of December even further by filming the amazingly cheap video extravaganza you find below. Seriously, this kills me. If I could marry a YouTube clip I would be happy to spend the rest of eternity with this. Leave it to Mimi to squeeze her extremely pregnant arse into a low cut baby doll mini-dress and preen her flowing locks like she's still on the set of "Dreamlover". Throw in the cheapest firework projection in film history, a bunch of tacky ad-libs ("Does anybody really know the words?" at 2:25 mins) and a remix sounds like it was put together by Eiffel 65 and you have an immediate trash classic. Bow down to her for she is holy!

15 comments:

Feedlimmy said...

Fuck. I thought it was Kimberly Walsh on the cover there... haha!

Paul said...

Stunning.

(PS Saw Burlesque while in USA. Amazing. Though 3 years of Veronica Mars had me rooting for Nikki!)

Me said...

VILE.........

Makes Nikki Frenchs last attempt at TEOTH look high budget and sound futuristic...

Anonymous said...

lmao is this for real?

Rob Bruin said...

No no no no no no... This is just too rubbish to look at, and even more rubbish to listen to. Using tunes that are simply banned in Europe (for a very good reason, as one can hear), this monstrosity gives me flashbacks of "The Smurfs Go Pop!" (in the Netherlands a.k.a. "Smurfenhouse") and Alvin & The Chipmunks singing "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)" on their "A Very Merry Chipmunk" abum. This is just... NO!!!!! This is just like Madonna, desperately trying to adapt to what's 'hot' at that moment, but while trying never realising that she is totally failing in making ANY impact.

As far as I'm concerend, this piece of trash (remove the pop, please) can't even reach the level of Bert & Ernie singing whatever, let alone "Waiting For Tonight".

If this is holy, then I am more than happy to burn in hell. :) And yes, this 'song' + 'vid' kills me, too. ;)

Diva Incarnate said...

This *is* the video of the year - it's just so much fun. What a gift she has given to sarcastic gays all around the world. May her fatness and willingness to try to look hot at any cost continue forever, just like that song she had in the 90s.

tommie said...

This is the best thing since the Ke$hu$ "sex" pictures leak!

Brewster said...

Meems has the #1 Christmas Song of All Time, now she's going for New Years! She'll work her way around the holidays until she owns them all!!!

How many takes of this did she do? One? MAYBE two?

Mariah said...

"...and crazier than the person who gave Cassie Davis a record deal"

LMFAO!!

Mike, seriously, this is why I read your blog. I LOLed for about 5 minutes and had to compose myself to even read the rest of the post.

I was getting a bit tired of your blog (sorry!!) but this has reaffirmed my faith. thank-you!

Mike said...

LOL at all your comments. I'm glad Mimi's stunning NYE anthem is making such an impact.

Mariah <3

michael said...

Fuck that was so awful. Thanks!

D'luv said...

Hand her an Oscar.

T. said...

OMG this is the worst video ever! It's absolutly funny... and sad at the same time, I used to be fan of Maariiaah now looking at this video I know it's all in the past!
By the way have u heard of this fantastic pop trshy artist: Sabrina Washington & her song "OMG" you'll love it, plus she's dress like La Toya at once in the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSgA-j2L1c

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