Tuesday, November 30, 2010

La Toya Conquers Spain!

While her has-been sister desperately plans a one country world tour to kickstart her flop career, the pride of the Jackson clan has been rubbing shoulders with European royalty. It must be cold there in Toy Toy's shadow, Jan! Contemporary music's finest vocalist jetted into Seville to judge a horse show and almost caused a riot with her breathtaking beauty. Spain hasn't been rocked this hard since the last time Tony Tornado got drunk and walked the streets of Chueca singing "Los Amores"! I have no idea how La Toya snagged this gig. Wearing a horse hair weave doesn't make you an equine authority but I digress. Toy's status as an international A Lister is confirmed by her attendance and the footage of her arriving at the event in full flamenco dress (below) is the most fabulous thing I've seen in 2010. La Toya looks absolutely stunning but I can't stop laughing at her elaborate poses. Someone should have thrown her some castanets to complete the look or at least taken the jug of Sangria off her until after the event! Seriously, if I wasn't sure that Spain is my spiritual homeland before this debacle - I am now 100% convinced. Watch in awe as La Toya redefines beauty, elegance and sophistication as we know it!

8 comments:

Tony Tornado said...

She was definitely the best of last week! Sevilla was crazy with her visit...

Robpop said...

i love the fact that the duchess of alba (the queen of Sevilla) is behind her laughing it all off. She's probably wondering who let her cook out.

Brewster said...

How do you say "fierce" in spanish?

Two words: La Toya!

fer said...

more pics here:
http://www.hola.com/musica/galeria/2010112950123/latoya/jackson/sicab/1/1/

Mike said...

I can't stop watching this. Her pose at 1:00 minute kills me!

Brewster said...

It's like she's doing slight-of-hand magic tricks!

I half expect a dove to fly out of her hand!

Jorge said...

She so beautiful! <3

Anonymous said...

brava la toya!