Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Beyoncé Stans Unite!

The only thing keeping me going at the moment is the knowledge that I'll be spending a couple of hours with Beyjesus at the end of the month. I've waited 18 months to re-live the magic of her "I Am..." tour and I'm literally counting down the days until my copy arrives. And when it does I'm calling in sick, switching off my phone, putting on my erotic Jim Beam boxer shorts and devoting the day to worshipping her holiness. I'm just pissed that Walmart is getting an exclusive version three days early. It must be mine! If that isn't exciting enough, a stunning preview has just been unveiled. I can barely type from the goosebumps. Beyoncé's stunning talent and beauty is almost too powerful to process. Just check out some of the comments being left on YouTube. Bey's stans are in a frenzy and who can blame them? This is the DVD event of the millennium!

Tisme60: OMFG I cry so much!!! MJ was the king of pop Now it's Beyoncé the Queen!!!

aaaaddddaaa: Trust me. Im crying right now. I have to put my shrine back up.

lenora123t: omg im actually crying cus i cant believe it lol. oh this is sad (i could never do that infront of my friends) but omg *cries* this is why she is the best, how can a 35 second video do this much lol. This is why she is the queen. OMB do i love beyonce so much :)

Beyonceboy1992: I love this woman! I've watched this Trailer about 50 times now... and I still can't get over the sheer beauty and power of Beyoncé! I can't wait to get my hands on this DVD :)

Boyjell: that so lovely...... I really adore black american even if I am filipino and I don't know why.. LOL

AND MY FAVOURITE COMMENT!

In response to a deluded Keri Hilson fan throwing shade on our queen, damskoo decided to cut a bitch:

girl sit your dumb ass down could skeri sing halo listen if i were a boy or emotions and where is miskeried her 100 million + grossing world tour oh and where her nr1 singles where is her 7 million + selling single why aint she on forbes where her vmas where her grammys why is skeri a flop a local with only 1 hit that had 2 ft artist on it hmm go watch misskeried mall tour

Amen!

10 comments:

Matt said...

Cannot. Fucking. Wait. For. This. (It better be on blu-ray!)

Anonymous said...

*cryin and shakin*

The Prophet said...

Why is this at walmart? I thought they put those dirty ghetto hood porn movies in adult stores on the top shelf. First walmart stocks this on their shelves, next it'll be "backdoor bitches XXX". I guess they're the same thing really though.

When is this lying slut gonna actually put on a real concert instead of screeching like a banshee and grinding her pussy and fake booty padded ass around like a hooker trickin' on the pole.

Anonymous said...

Woooooh hooo, Prophet, are you finally admitting that Britney is the woman you speak of in your second paragraph rant? Because that is who I thought of when I read your bored post. A real concert is where the artists sings live, Britney only wishes she could put on a shown like Beyonce does. It's a common occurance, many people are hostle when pure talent is a topic so I pitty you. I don't think you have any right to talk about Beyonce like you do when your master Britney puts on a mime show with hooker routines.

Cyber said...

Will this Beyonce Stan be allowed in at your next Bey Stan meeting, Mike?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KeTHavbuww

Mike said...

Cyber, I hate you!

But the fact that even human garbage like Cheryl Cole can feel the universal love of Beyonce is kind of inspiring.

Anonymous said...

i cant wait!!!!!!!

mindgames said...

fuck beyonce stans. disgusting hating creatures. get lives

Bey4eva said...

fuck u!

Mike said...

Matt - it is going to be released on Blu-ray! At least in the states...