Tuesday, October 05, 2010

When Two Cunts Collide

People are cruel. I had mercifully managed to avoid this repugnant piece of filth until now - largely due to the fact that it's flopping worse than "Bionic". But then a vindictive bitch tricked me into watching the video clip over the weekend and I've been trying to exorcise it from my mind ever since. Hopefully this post is a cathartic experience that allows me to put the shattered pieces of my life back together! Legislation seriously needs to be introduced banning Brian and Dulta from recording another duet. "Almost Here" was a crime against humanity and "Mistakes" is even worse. The gruesome twosome's latest adventure is a lame song about love gone wrong. They probably thought it was witty to sing about hating each other but the rest of us just thought that Brian had a rare moment of clarity. There is absolutely no point to this. Well, apart from the obvious last ditch attempt at boosting sales of McFadden's flop album. "Mistakes" is a generic piece of trash, they sound shit together and no one really gives a fuck about either of them anymore. The smug video just makes the whole experience all the more unbearable. Australia's least favourite couple spend the clip throwing things at each other before burning my retinas by making out like born again Christians at a bible bash. Is this supposed to be edgy and cool? I don't know what's worse - Brian's hair or Dulta's incredibly bad acting. Unless Cheryl Cole releases a Christmas single with Satan, I think the year's worst song and video is well and truly upon us.

14 comments:

Calen said...

LOL. The video is bad, but the song...I don't hate it.

Why/When did this hate for Delta originate?

Anonymous said...

I don't know, calen, I don't know.

Also... 2 cunts = Mike is bad at MS Paint :(

Anonymous said...

Why is ur arse not writing about the pop trash show of the year X Factor Australia?
Biggest piece of shit/waste of money since Bionic.
A critique of the top 12 would have been divine :P

Mike said...

Excuse me - that cover took me a whole 90 seconds. The rudeness!

I have to admit I'm a little behind on X Factor. Will try to catch up and throw in my two cents.

Me said...

VILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin said...

Mike, why do you continue to give ink to this notorious homophone?

Best thing to do is to avoid/ban him altogether from your blog. In fact, you should delete your post from the blog.

Jump! said...

Mike,

i laughed so hard at this. One of the many reasons you are my fictitious Aussie boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

um delta had cancer how can you b so mean 2 her

Mariah said...

@anon - preach!

Delta is Australia's reigning queen! Mike is just mad she STOLE the title from Kylie and Dannii.

And "Almost Here" is one of my favourite songs ever. I didn't know about this, so thank you! You've made a Delta stan very happy :P

Mike said...

Dulta is the reigning queen of rhinoplasty and secret backdoor porn. That's about it!

Stop shaming Mimi with your filth!

the writer said...

How fuggly can Brian McFadden can be? The song is mediocre (the Greek word for mediocre is "metrio") If my memory serves me well, it was #1 in Aus Charts, wasn't it? I wonder why.
Delta looks beautiful, anyway. (the queen of rhinoplasty is Despina Vandi so don't say a word)

Anonymous said...

Calen, i think i got it now. Almost Here, 2005. i think ..

Stop shaming Dulta with your filth!

Anonymous said...

I absolutely love the song. . . and I think Delta is extremely talented. I love them both much better then the other talentless whores you talk about.

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So, I do not really imagine this is likely to have success.
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