Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Get 'Em Girls - Video Review

Surely the winning entry in Jessica's "Get Em Girls" comp?

There are bad videos and then there's "Get 'Em Girls". Seriously, what the fuck? I love Jessica and am one of the ten people that actually like her new hood sound but this is all kinds of wrong. I honestly don't know what's worse. The less than thrilling premise that involves Jess modelling ugly shoes - that is literally it - or the so hideous it borders on criminal styling. Homeless trannies on meth would draw the line at some of these outfits! Sony is so desperate to turn Jess into the Australian Beyoncé or Rihanna that they've ignored what made her popular in the first place - down to earth appeal. Chances are the girl next door doesn't strut around in a figure hugging fluoro catsuit unless you live next to Irene Cara. Disturbingly, the video probably cost a fortune. It was filmed in Los Angeles under the watchful eye of Hype Williams (who directed Beyoncé's stunning "Videophone") and they actually managed to lure Snoop to the set. Probably under the guise of free marijuana. Oh wait. That's where all the money went! You know, this is so awful, I have a feeling it might become a trash classic. Homosexuals from Darlinghurst to Darwin will be hitting up their local Payless to re-create the video!

CLICK HERE to watch "Get 'Em Girls"

Speaking of cheap shoes, I'm currently obsessed with the competition on Jessica's Facebook. She's asking fans to post pictures of their favourite get 'em girls and I think I've found the winner (above). Who wouldn't feel "sexy and elegant" in rainbow coloured faux snakeskin stilettos?

6 comments:

tommie said...

Talk about having no pop star quality. At all.

RiRi, or even Willow Smith, would've rocked this song.

Anonymous said...

it's utter shit. like the song.

Bruce said...

OMG an absolute FORTUNE!
Hype and Snoop?
Both of them Skyped this one in for shizzle!

candy.bitter said...

apology they ask for here but did not know how to contact you attempt to do so long ago you could give me your mail?

Tida said...

LOL!

I kinda like the vid...

Mike said...

Candy - My email is trash_lurver@yahoo.com.au