Thursday, September 16, 2010

David Hasselhoff's Daughters Launch Pop Career!

The day we've all been hoping and praying for has finally arrived. David Hasselhof has generously passed the batton of pop superstardom to his vocally challenged daughters. Yes! Hayley Amber and Taylor Ann - otherwise known as Bella Vida - are wisely following in their father's footsteps by terrorising delighting Germany with their debut single before conquering the rest of the world. It's not fair. They should have started with Australia. "Turn Up The Radio" is every bit as amazing as you would expect from the fruit of David's holy loins. The RedOne on a $10 budget production rocks my world, while the cheesy lyrics ("It's a hot track - hollaback - even if ya can't sing!") and catchy chorus ensure instant cult status for this auspicious debut. Best of all is the hilarious overuse of autotune. "Turn Up The Radio" makes Cher's "Believe" sound like a grassroots country album! Make sure you check out their recent performance on RTL (below). Taylor-Ann (the brunette) does a pretty good job at keeping a straight face but Hayley (a plus sized supermodel according to her bio) appears to have no idea where she is or what she's doing. I'm in love!

9 comments:

tommie said...

They are amazing. When's the video out?

Mike said...

I think they spent all their money hiring Lady Gaga's hairdresser for the single cover!

Diva Incarnate said...

A performance that could only have gotten better had Hulk crawled across the stage clutching a kebab and a beer can.

Diva Incarnate said...

Shit, I meant David - I got them mixed up with the Hogan's!

Mike said...

OMG! Brooke should join. They would be unstoppable!

Diva Incarnate said...

They could call themselves Herpes! Their amazing music would be even more infectious....

John said...

Does Bella Vida mean "Drunken Dad" in German?

Hot mess...and what the hell did the masks on the dancers have to do with the song or anything?

D'luv said...

I liked this act better the first time around when they sang "Jellyhead."

Anonymous said...

Is this 4 real?