Thursday, August 19, 2010

Russia's Outrageous New Girlband - Twinz

Last night's post about Germany's stunning Daniela Katzenberger seems to have struck a chord with the fabulous perverts, gays and perverted gays that read my blog - so I thought I'd stick with the Eurotrash theme. Only this time I'm taking it up a notch. Just when I thought I'd seen it all, a fellow trash connoisseur introduced me to Twinz. Gratuitous nudity? Check. Amazingly inane lyrics about being a gold digger? Tick. A pair of identical twins from Russia who like to fondle each others breasts? Uh huh. You probably think I'm joking but Twinz pick up where t.A.T.u. left off and proceed to cross all sorts of boundaries. The incest-tastic duo caused quite a stir at home and I really feel their next port of call should be Australia. Let's face it, if Scarlett Belle can scrape into the top 50 - then these fabulous bitches would kill the game! Or perhaps they could try the UK. Now that Girls Aloud are officially over, the British public is crying out for a girlband with real talent. "Diamonds" probably isn't going to scoop the pool at next year's Grammys but it is thoroughly enjoyable in a completely tragic kind of way and who actually gives a shit about the music when the video (below) is this stunning? Brace yourself for the Twinz experience. Don't say I didn't warn you!

11 comments:

Jump! said...

Damn! It's like Holly Valance's "kiss kiss" mashed up with any Dannii video!! This is pure amazingness and as far as I'm concerned, a return to form for this blog. Mike, this is some fabulous shit!! And the song is pretty good too!

Anonymous said...

ooh, the song is lovely (thought not half as lovely as the video), if it wasn't for the twincests vocal chops. ever heard of autotune, reverb echo etc.? their voices are shockingly unfiltered.

now, let's get them direct jedward's next music video.

Tyler said...

There is a light that never goes out.

kevin (ru) said...

That's bizarre 'cause they are completely unknown here in Russia. Must be something brand new.

Anonymous said...

lovez it...i just wish there was a place to find all these gems for "very cheap" ;)

also could you get rid of the word verification thing? It's a pain.

D'luv said...

Their vocal range is stunning, as is their ability to almost hit the right notes.

Anonymous said...

so pop trash addicts just got good again!!

less beyone and kylie, more TRASH!!

Anonymous said...

they are not Russian they are polish, and you know, Poland and Russian is not the same country.

Seth said...

Why can't Dannii be this fabulous and get a stunning lesbian video like this?

Mike said...

Sorry - I was told they are Russian. If they're Polish I apologise.

As far as downloading it... no idea. However, surely a masterpiece of this magnitude will be picked up for international release? No?

Dude said...

They're not actually related. They just look similar. So you guys can all feel better about wanking off to this.
YOU'RE WELCOME.