Thursday, August 19, 2010

German Prostitute Covers Sam Fox!

This blog has been way too classy lately. So instead of featuring yet another international superstar like Beyoncé or La Toya, I thought I'd get back to my trash roots by writing about Germany's latest pop icon. Daniela Katzenberger first came to fame on a reality TV show called "Goodbye Deutschland". The program follows Germans who move abroad to start new lives and Fraulein Katzenberger's dream of opening a cafe in Mallorca riveted the nation. I'm sure her popularity had nothing to do with her Barbie doll looks, plastic tits and penchant for wearing very little clothing. Yeah right. Anyway, someone had the brilliant idea of offering the shy and retiring flower a record deal and for that I'm eternally grateful. Daniela's amazing debut single is a cover of Samantha Fox's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now". Written and produced by Stock Aitken Waterman, the track was a UK top 10 hit for Sam back in 1987 and has gone on to become a firm fan favourite. Bitches who mess with the Fox usually face my wrath but I'll give Daniela a pass. Her version is almost disturbingly true to the original - with the exception of some much needed autotune - and she camps it up for all she's worth. Fuck Lena, Germany finally has a worthy successor to Blümchen's Queen of Pop throne! "Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now" is released on the 27th of August. Pre-order the single from Amazon today!

10 comments:

bomitoni said...

Blümchen!!!! OMG total flashback to college and my bestie who was into Happy Hardcore at the time! LOL!

This tranny is trashtastic! Though she'll never have anything on Sam :P

Martin said...

Oh God Mike... i'd so fuck your brains out if I ever met you. Hilarious as per always. *unzips to the tune of "Feel Like Makin' Love" circa Pauline Henry*

Anonymous said...

seriously where do u find this shit?

*orders copy*

Anonymous said...

By the way, it wasn't her dream to open a cafe in Mallorca, the first time she appeared on that show they followed her trying to become a Playmate and making it as a model in California. So classy!

Anonymous said...

Please find us more Porn Stars/Singers.... Love them
Can't wait for Jenna Jameson's single!

Anonymous said...

German Trash-Pop is thriving at the moment. Forget Mini Viva, here are Candy Six, two "hot" Playmates covering Sabrina's seminal Trash-Pop classic "Boys":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGhVH4OqHXU

And here's Estonian hooker Victoria trying to make a living in Germany. I certainly approve of human trafficking if the result's end up looking like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuFUGlWwPM

Matt said...

what happened to the chris sorbello preview?

Mike said...

Anon - Thanks so much for the tips! Candy Six are AMAZING!!

And lol @ the Chris Sorbello preview. Someone forgot to tell the record company and they weren't happy. Spoil sports.

D'luv said...

I'm really confused. WHERE does she keep her cock??!?

Natty said...

LOVE the random shot of the little kid eating icecream towards the end of the video. Seems so utterly random and somewhat wrong. Bitch has ruined Sam Fox though. DIE!