Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Kylie = Gay Jesus

Words escape me. Well, not really but it is extremely hard to laugh and type at the same time. New pictures from Kylie's "All The Lovers" video shoot surfaced today and it seems the diva is intent on making a big splash with her comeback. Not only is her famous arse back on full display, she's taken to posing provocatively on a mountain of half-naked extras. Think Spencer Tunick sponsored by Calvin Klein and you get the general idea. I particularly love the gay couple on the left. Those boys are having way too much fun! The concept will no doubt draw the usual boring criticism of being age inappropriate (yawn) but there's no denying its originality. While the rest of the pop world is going for edgy in a desperate bid to imitate Lady GaGa, this is quintessentially Kylie. High camp, fun and fabulous. As for the low quality leak of "All The Lovers" doing the rounds - I'm well and truly on board. Gay Jesus has a hit on her hands!

8 comments:

Natty said...

I read somewhere that apparently Kylie is supposed to be a godess or something and all those extras fall under her spell. Sounds like a load of shit to me. From the pics the video looks boring as all hell and I wish Kylie would put her ass away. At least the song sounds like it's going to be camp, fabulous fun. Just hope the shitty pics prove me wrong on the video front.

undisco_me said...

2000 was all about the gold hot pants.

2010 is all about the spanx stuffin' her muffin in.

She must have a bucket to get through all those escorts, I mean backing dancers. Whatever it takes to get pregnant...

undisco_me said...

She can't even show her face she's so embarassed. What must she be thinking - 'I hope Dannii doesn't see this'?

John said...

So far, so good. She's doing a good job of making people care about this new release. Now just release the single!

Mike said...

Bitch, please. Dannii would be on the next plane to LA if she thought she could get a piece of this action!

daniel said...

eugh@the negative comments. kylie is finally remembered she's only 41 and not 61! can't wait!

SuperDiscWorld said...

Aye, Danni will be clinging to those half naked ladies, just begging for a lapdance.

D'luv said...

That's it, gays -- prop that hooker up!