Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Kylie's Gang Bang - All The Lovers Preview

So here's the first sneak peek at Kylie's outrageous "All The Lovers" video clip, which finds Dannii's increasingly immoral sibling partaking in what appears to be a massive gang bang. What about the children? Jokes aside, I fucking love it! The Queen of Pop should promote indecent exposure and public fornication more often. This could be Kylie's first truly iconic video since "Slow" and should provide the buzz she needs to snag a lofty chart position. More importantly, the bitch looks HOT. That costume is so much more flattering on film and I haven't seen airbrushing this thorough since Mariah's last album cover. I'm so glad Kylie has decided to bring sexy back and push the envelope again. No doubt the video will be torn apart by the usual critics - who seem to think every woman over 40 should be covered from head to toe in a burka -but this is still very tasteful. It reminds me of a big budget perfume commercial or Vogue fashion shoot. Sexy but still artistic and glamorous. I get goosebumps when the chorus kicks in and they lift her from the crowd. Only three more days before the finished product is unveiled!

16 comments:

mobius said...

Mmmm... Lots of heterosexuals and a horse. Nice.

undisco_me said...

Oh but when I say it I'm hating ('lol').

Even Kylie's so bored she needs to staple her right eyebrow up just to look surprised whilst getting 'ruined' by her closest friends.

She should have filmed her gangbang in Iraq with lots of soldiers high-fiving each other.

tommie said...

Boring. It would've been better to use the CCTV cam video of Jupiter going down on Dannii than this shit.

hulestopia said...

Christ! I'm salivting from both ends with excitement.

Let's just say when it dropped and was put on heavy rotation one particular Saturday night at fithy Melbourne nightspot, The Peel, I made like the video clip with numerous random strangers.

Craig said...

lol what's come over kylie? i love it!!!!

Anonymous said...

That's nice dear, but what about this alternate video of Halo that has leaked, your thoughts? http://www.youtube.com/user/HallefKinoshita1#p/a/u/0/aBZjOcC1FlA

John said...

Definitely promising. And you sure can call the haters.

Mike said...

John, I know. There is no pleasing some people. I love the preview. The whingers should be grateful that the old lady in the embarrassing catsuit from "2 Hearts" has finally been banished from our collective memory!

Anon - you read my mind. I'm gonna comment on "Halo" part 2 in the next couple of days. It's interesting...

Poster Girl said...

This looks like exactly what I want from a Kylie video. Counting the days...

Cyril said...

oh my god, can't wait for it.

I really hope this won't flop, especially when I see the recent flops of sophie ellis and mini viva.

This is pure Kylie in a time when everybody copy lady gaga.

Justin said...

Looks delicious.

Guy said...

I know this sounds odd, but I'm so excited about the horse!

Shangay Lily said...

It's pathetic how careful they've been on hiding any homosexual action. Kylie wants the USA market so she so happily denies the gays that have made her career. What a pathetric heterosexual promo fromn a suppoussed gay icon. Kylie have some morals, girl.

Miss Halliwell said...

No doubt the full video will reveal Kylie shagging 300 men before shag number 301 becomes the lover that no one else compares to!

She really does camp so well, thank fuck there are no crappy "My Mate Will" outfits. He makes her look like a 60 year old transexual hooker. LOL

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Porn Videos said...

They should feature this kind of MVs more often... kudos to Lady Gaga and Kylie for pioneering on this one!